Stories Archive by Month - November

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U.s.-south Korea Joint Exercises "Provocative" Says Kim Jong-un

PYONGYANG, North Korea - A rare public statement has been given by Kim Jong-un, heir apparent to the dictatorship of North Korea. "As son of the Great Leader, I consider it my duty to learn

3.5 Million Aholes Clog Manhattan To Watch Macy's Day Parade

3.5 Million Aholes Clog Manhattan To Watch Macy's Day Parade

It is a Thanksgiving Day tradition as quaint as giving Native Americans smallpox: Since 1924, people infiltrated Manhattan from the 80's to Times Square to watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade pass by. Of course, since

 The Spoof
Added: 25 November 2010
Complaints Flood In Over Nude Stacey Solomon Pic Offers

Complaints Flood In Over Nude Stacey Solomon Pic Offers

Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that the IWC* has been overwhelmed by a flood of complaints from disgruntled mug punters who for some obscure reason parted with wads of cash in exchange for non

 The Spoof
Added: 25 November 2010
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Job Interview Ends In Tragedy

The village of East Bergholt in Suffolk was left shocked and stunned yesterday following the tragic murder of father-of-none Matt Topiary, 32. Mr Topiary, who had been unemployed for several months, had been attending a

 The Spoof
Added: 25 November 2010
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Scots Ban Rooney From Entering Scotland, He Forgot His Passport!

On the eve of tonight's "Battle of Britain" between Man Utd and Rangers there was a shock surprise for Wayne Rooney. Sir Alex Ferguson was planning to play Rooney tonight hoping he would explode back into

 The Spoof
Added: 25 November 2010
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Bad Heir Day For The Nuj

Coverage of royal non-event plumbs new depths of banality

 The Lemon Press
Added: 25 November 2010
Nude Gillian Mckeith Calendar Sales Disaster

Nude Gillian Mckeith Calendar Sales Disaster

Kebab and pizza van entrepreneur Ali Bullo was beside himself in anguish today after investing thousands of pounds in a print run of 2012 calendars featuring 'I'm A Celeb' turd analyst Gillian McKeith in a

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Horror: London Man Brutally Left Hanging In Street

Police are conducting a city wide search for a group of youths who callously left a pal hanging in a busy street, last Thursday evening, while out on the town drinking. Reports suggest the group were

 The Spoof
Added: 25 November 2010


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