Stories Archive by Month - November

As we all know by now Paris Hilton's vagina has a mind of it's own. It makes impromptu appearances when it feels the urge and peeks out to say Hi all the time. Paris of

From somewhere deep inside a strictly controlled Australian jungle environment, breaking news suggests that Scottish multi-phobic turd technician Gillian McKeith has been caught out, smuggling contraband into the celebrity jungle camp. It is alleg...

HOLLYWOOD - Gladiator Pictures in association with Lions Face Films and The G-Spot Motion Picture Company has just informed the entertainment media that they will begin shooting the remake of Buffy The Vampire Slayer on

The Featured Writer selection process has finally been revealed by editor Mark Lowton at Spoof Towers. He told us "Monkey Woods seems to think that the Featured Writer is somehow randomly selected by the computer, once

LONDON - Simon Cowell has tried to put a lid on the situation but the infamous "Sultan of Sarcasm" seems to have lost control of this year's edition of X-Factor. Cheryl Cole, one of the shows

A UK housewife, described by neighbours as being 'sexually frustrated' today related how she was driven into a sexual frenzy of wanton perverted lust when she was 'taken every which way and then some' by

Security screeners at LAX noticed something amiss when foodie Nigella Lawson came through their security line readying herself for a trip back home to London after spending a whirlwind couple of weeks in America. After noticing

Washington, DC-- The new airport body scanners are doing a lot more than people expected. Homeland's Janet Napolitano doesn't want anyone to fear the new technology. She had exciting news that the body