Stories Archive by Month - November

Jon Gosselin, formerly of "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" fame and described by Kate as having a really tiny penis, was injured Wednesday as he and a new girlfriend danced night before last. The event happened

Forget about Prince William and Kate Middleton - next year's wedding of all weddings, if reports are to be believed, will be between Wagner Carillho off the X-Factor and Gillian McKeith off I'm A Celebrity

Norfuk - (Cold Turkey Stuff): Karmic synchronicity saw the octogenarian's death on Turkey Day, aka Thanksgiving. Matthews died peacefully surrounded by his flock of Broad Breasted Bronzes, Bourbon Reds, Spanish Blacks and Midget Whites. Among...

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Lady Gaga is the recipient of the 2010 Nobel Prize in Chemistry for her work in "ground-breaking experiments and applications of the novel two-dimensional material, graphene." The chemist/musician explained, "I needed a new

Kikatinalong,Kentucky, Nov.25. - In a packed town meeting here tonight, attended by almost the whole local population(37), Sarah Palin finally revealed her Presidential aspirations - but they are not what the town expected. Palin began: "While

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough won the 2010 edition of season eleven's Dancing With The Stars. But Hough really did not have much time for celebration as Jennifer drove him to LAX Airport where

It can be revealed today that I'm a celebrity get me out of here unterstar Gillian McKeith has accidentally shoved a rabbit up her own arse. A hidden camera caught the spectacle and showed that fat

Now that everyone is piling on Obama like a Cambodian stampede, it's time to come to the aid of my old pal, Mr. Mediocre.  Currently, Bush's approval rating is 44% and Obama's is 39%.