Stories Archive by Month - November
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Get Me Out of Here!
Lembit Opaque, former Liberal Democrat MP, taking part in the latest 'I Was a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here', has suffered a snake bite.
'That is not fair' said Lembit 'I wasn't elected in
Psychic Police Commissioner Predicts More Student Disorder
Psychic Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson has said he expects more student disorder on our streets but is refusing to give the exact location of where they will occur.
He says this is to ensure
Roman Settlement Found In London: Big Deal, Says Expert.
An archaeology expert has poured scorn on the discovery of a Roman settlement at a London building site.
The discovery, on the site of the new Waldorf Astoria being built at Syon Park, has "excited" archeologists
'Curse of The Spoof' Strikes Down Bernard Matthews
Less than 3 hours after this story was published the dreaded and infamous 'Curse of The Spoof' struck again as Norfolk turkey tycoon Bernard 'Bootiful' Matthews sadly passed away!
Even though Mr Matthews, famous for his
Sarah Palin Loses Her Compass Confusing North Korea With South Korea!
Future US Presidential candidate and wildly outspoken Alaskan man-eater, Sarah Palin has completely lost her her "latitudes".
During a US tour to promote her book she was asked about the Korean conflict and her feelings about
Cheryl Cole's New Tattoo Nearly Touches Her Tinky Winky
We all know how she loves her tattoos, and X-Factor judge and mime artiste etraordinaire, Cheryl Cole, didn't disappoint recently as she revealed a brand new tramp stamp, which according to sources, wraps right the
Tory Peer Howard Flight Apologises For Slagging Off Benefit Claimants
New Conservative peer Howard Flight has issued an "unreserved" apology for saying child benefit changes would encourage the poor to "breed".
However, this kind of attitude should come as no surprise to those of us who
Wagner - Surprise Judge On X Factor In Us?
Rumours are circulating that Simon Cowell will be taking Wagner to appear as a judge on X factor in the US after a rift developed between him and Cheryl Cole.
Insiders claim that Simon is tiring
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