Stories Archive by Month - November
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Gordon And Ozzy Lined Up To Turn The F***ing Air Blue
Foul-mouthed bad boy of the kitchen, Gordon Ramsay, has today thrown down the gauntlet to madcap rock musician Ozzy Osbourne.
Frist Quits Presidential Bid : "John Stewart Is In So I'm Out"
WASHINGTON (UCS News) -- Wanting to return to his roots as a "healer," Republican Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist said Wednesday that he will not seek the presidency in 2008. Those
Down On His Luck Binman's Fortunes Transformed
In an amazing turnaround in fortunes former binman, Wayne Lowlife, is getting used to the high life.
Bush May Order Iraq Study From Amazon.com
(2006-11-30) -- As copies of the still-secret Iraq Study Group report recommending a "gradual but meaningful" reduction in U.S. troops leaked from security-cleared officials to the news media, President George Bush said he's hoping to
Vatican Laments "Over-literal" Turks For Misinterpreting 'Bridge-building' Remark
Sources close to Pope Benedict XVI (some as little as three inches away) are this morning struggling to keep diplomatic relations open after Turkey's 'over-literal' interpretations of the nature of the pontiff's visit for 'fence...
Jong Il Challenges Bush Over Ipods And Segways
Pyongyang, North Korea (APE) - Dictator Kim Jong Il today issued a rebuttal and challenge to the Bush administration over its proposed banning of luxury goods and technologies to
John Stewart Resigns From Iraq Study Group
Unconfirmed Sources report that a rift has developed inside the Iraq Study Group. The advisory panel formed by the President has been examining alternatives to U.S. policy toward Iraq has reached
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