Stories Archive by Month - November

The official story line is, The President likes to play hard ball when he works out on the court. Barack Obama was playing aggressive basketball and he took a stray elbow to the mouth.

PORTLAND-- Taking their cue from Ashton Kutcher, the FBI staged an elaborate prank on a Corvallis, OR teenager who thought he was part of a Jihadist plot to kill Christmas. Mohamed Osman Mohamud, 19, a Somali-born

New Internet Suicide Exchange Aimed at Giving Suicidal Chance to Literally Go Out With a Bang Draws Widespread Condemnation! Rival Service Promises to Arrange 'Dream Suicides' For Those Wanting to 'Go Out in Style'!

Collapsing Shack, AZ—This is some serious breaking news:  now that this distracting election is over, it's time to push aside useless labels like Tea Bagger, Bleeding Heart Liberal, Limp-Wristed Cow-Kissing Independent, or Humanitarian Sheep-Humping

Paris Hilton's Vagina went on a rampage once again. This time showing up at the Hollywood Santa Parade. Parents and children alike were running for their lives as Paris's VaJJ was slithering up and down

London - (Death Star Stuff): The poison pus of public orifice that is William Jefferson Clinton is finally ready to burst. Forty years of covering up this putrid boil are being exposed in a damning

WASILLA - Sarah Palin sat smiling on her frozen front porch in her home on Lake Lucille, which she has dubbed, Casa Moscow. The former governor of the Iceberg State repeated the statement that she had

According to a former police officer we will call Officer John Doe, two members of the family of Michael Jackson were much relieved to have the container that held Michael's brain returned to them for