Stories Archive by Month - December
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John Lennon Is Alive!
"Death" was art concept by Yoko. "We were looking for new ways to achieve peace. Grief was our canvas - bullets our paint"
Bernie Ecclestone Mugged
Formula One Supremo and closet bondage aficionado, Berie Ecclestone, has been mugged outside his offices in London. Although jewellery and cash estimated to be about two hundred pounds in loose change was stolen, police believe
Local Man Stars In Advert For Local Kebab Shop Following Mugging
The battered face of formulaic local man, Eccles Burnstone, features in a new advert for a local fast food outlet.
The 43 year-old was mugged by four people and also robbed of his freshly purchased kebab,
Phonaclava To Storm Europe
The latest in hands-free gadgetry is a balaclava with built-in bluetooth technology...
Sex Toy Manufacturer Used Justin Bieber Image Illegally
Sex Toy manufacturing company, Clitcock Ltd of Braintree, Essex, were today fined £10,000 by magistrates in the town for illegally using the image of the 16 year old Canadian singing sensation's image on their products.
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Hacking Cough Sensation
Workers at Mastercard, PayPal and Visa have all developed Hacking coughs after getting damp from leaking radiators.
'We shall get everything back to normal in no time' said a PayPal manager through a crackling line, interspersed
David Cameron's 'Big Society' - Where's Your Ambition?
A top American political commentator has launched a scathing attack on Prime Minister David Cameron's plans to create the 'Big Society.'
Ballantyne X Crepuscule is a former US presidential aide and is now a visiting professor
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