Stories Archive by Month - December
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
UK Schools Are Crap
Secondary school pupils in the UK are falling behind their international counterparts. Pupils have slipped down a global league table in reading, maths and science, based on two-hour tests taken in 65 school systems around
Frankie Boyle To Pole Vault In 2014
Controversial comedian to be part of Scotland pole vault team for Commonwealth Games..
Wikileaks: Putin Says Robert Pattinson No Relation To Vlad The Impaler!
Former(?) Russian leader Vladimir Putin was quoted as saying that there was no way an actor like Robert Pattinson could be related to Vlad the Impaler.
"That pansy Pattinson would crap his pants if he ever
Afghanistan Hunchback Army Fear
Top brass in Afghanistan have blasted claims that coalition troops fear the the existence of a hunchback army..
Justin Bieber Arrested In New York; To Appear In Court In February
Justin Bieber has gone too far with his kidding around and has been officially been arrested in New York City.
"Maybe having a criminal record will make him think before he decides to try a joke
Peta To Sea World: Stop Masturbating Orca. Orca: What?? No!!!!
Leading anti-cruelty organization PETA is demanding that SeaWorld stop masturbating Tilikum the killer whale, alleging that it is an abusive way to treat him, because "he is your chief sperm bank."
In response, Tilikum has demanded
Drink Frenzy Ends In Tank Chaos
Four Glasgow men were arrested after a drink frenzy ended in tank chaos..
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