Stories Archive by Month - December

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Nigerians To Prosecute Cheney For Scams

Nigerians To Prosecute Cheney For Scams

Nigeria - Femi Babafemi, in charge of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission in Nigeria, said that Dick Cheney would "definitely" be charged for selling the Nigerians millions of American email addresses. Said Babafemi,

The Antarctic Ice Ultramarathon,  December 15 (weather Permitting)

The Antarctic Ice Ultramarathon, December 15 (weather Permitting)

Running a marathon in sub-zero temperatures, up 1000-meter hills, with winds sometimes reaching 100 kilometers per hour apparently isn't enough for some people. Hence a handful of extreme sports aficionados devised an ultramarathon under

 The Chortler
Added: 06 December 2010
How'd Diddy Do On 'SNL'?

How'd Diddy Do On 'SNL'?

How'd Diddy do on 'SNL'? By CHRIS ELLIOTT    Well, Diddy diddled with his name again. Did he? Yes, he

 Humor Gazette
Added: 06 December 2010
Megan Fox's Vagina Deemed Prettiest In World

Megan Fox's Vagina Deemed Prettiest In World

The votes have been tallied and the judging is done. For the 4th year consecutively, Megan Fox has taken, no, eclipsed the competition by taking first place in the most desirable vagina in the world

Tension Grows Between Calif. Christians, Fbi After Informant Infiltrates Church

Tension Grows Between Calif. Christians, Fbi After Informant Infiltrates Church

(IRVINE, CALIF.) Ucs News: The Church infiltration feeds Christians' distrust of FBI in Southern California tension is growing between the Christian community and the FBI after an informant, Craig Monteilh, infiltrated

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 06 December 2010
Unabomber's House Property For Sale

Unabomber's House Property For Sale

The house and property of Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, has been put up for sale over ten years after it's owner was safely locked away for murder. In case you weren't around, letters and packages loaded

 The Spoof
Added: 06 December 2010
Crippling Snow €œineffective Method of Dealing With Snow"

Crippling Snow €œineffective Method of Dealing With Snow"

Hanging seen as more appropriate solution to problem of treacherous roads

 The Lemon Press
Added: 05 December 2010
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Simpsons Timeline Baffles Poltroon

A Fylde man has admitted to being "baffled and completely discombobulated" by the timeline portrayed in the popular animation series The Simpsons. Eric Poltroon, a nincompoop, of Fairhaven, Lytham St Anne's, told us: "What's with that

 The Spoof
Added: 05 December 2010


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