Stories Archive by Month - December
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Bin Laden Applauds Obama's Speech To Troops
In a cable just disclosed by WikiLeaks, Osama bin Laden expressed his approval for the President's recent message to American troops in Afghanistan: "Al Qaida will never be permitted to set up a safe haven
UK Chaos As Father Christmas Fails Crb Check
Finland- PSE - Shockwaves of dismay and disbelief here in Lappland, which are certain to burgeon into avalanches of anger and disappointment in the UK, emerged today when news broke from the Criminal Records Bureau
Hillary Sos To China: 'We Need The Great Firewall of China'
Here's what Hillary Clinton stated in January 2010 (during Google-China spat):
'Secretary of State Hillary Clinton joined in today. In a wide-ranging speech in Washington, Mrs Clinton said the internet had been a "source
Wikileaks Show Dozens of Nude Anna Chapman (russian Spy) With Cia Agents
The US need not fear about any new secrets reaching the leaders of Russia that are in the WikiLeaks now being released. Apparently they have known most of them for some time now, by the
Christina Aguilera Now Dating Twins!
Apparently Christina Aguilera cannot choose between Samantha Ronson and ex-husband Jordan Bratman so she has been dating identical twins, according to a recent edition of "Lacy Leather Magazine."
"As far as we know, she has officially
Wikileaks: Manchester United Manager Sir Alex Ferguson Has No Plans To Retire At 100
Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, has categorically denied rumours that he plans to remain at the helm at Old Trafford until, and possibly after, he is 100 years old, says Wikileaks.
The Scot, 81, was
Tsa Gets Approval To Add Cosmetic Surgery Line
Washington D.C. - After the TSA's success with the Sensual Massage pat down line over Thanks Giving, they are adding another service, the Cosmetic Surgery Line.
Lady Gaga
"Get your pat down and nose job," said
Russia €˜not A Mafia State', Claims Man Holding Giant Bag of Cash Marked €˜fifa'
'Unclear' why exceptional English bid failed
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