Stories Archive by Month - December
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Barney The Dinosaur Eats Little Boy
Boston, MA - Tragedy struck the television studio of 'Barney the Dinosaur' today. The purple dinosaur ate a little boy in front of a shocked studio audience. Eddie Spaghetti, 5, was consumed by
Rihanna To Launch Magnetic Bra & Knickers On Live TV
Simulated Sex pop kitten, Rihanna, was first out of the traps this morning to applaud the invention of the magnetic bra and knicker set.
"Just what we've all been waiting for", she proclaimed.
"I mean, honestly.
Scratchit Family Dreaming of A Shite Christmas
The UK government and the Bank Of England are hoping that the population in general will go out into the nation's High Streets, supermarkets, and shopping malls this Christmas and spend, spend, spend in order
Vanessa Hudgens Shakes Off Her Good Girl Image, Goes Crazy, Dancing In Vegas Stripper Bars
Vanessa Hudgens of, High School Musical, fame is reported to be dancing from stripper pole to stripper pole across the city of Vegas. Vanessa who recently broke up with her long term boyfriend Zac Efron
After Giving Birth To Twins, Celine Dion Sells Afterbirth On Ebay
LAS VEGAS – In a heartwarming goodwill gesture to millions of her fans around the world, universally famous singer Celine Dion placed the placenta from the recent birth of her twin boys for auction on
Black Eyed Peas Member Will.i.am Responds To Cheryl Cole's Crotch Claim
BOISE, Idaho - The Black Eyed Peas recently performed to a semi-standing room only crowd at Boise's Mashed Potatoes Arena.
After the concert vocalist will.i.am met with a reporter for The Tinsel Town Times Tribune, Fauna
Camilla, The Duchess of Cornwall, Comments On The Divorce Rumors Regarding Her And Prince Charles
LONDON - Speaking from an English garden that happens to be one of the biggest English gardens in Great Britain, Camilla, aka the Duchess of Cornwall, aka Mrs. Prince Charles, had a spot of tea
Ricky Ponting Forced To Change His Name
Ricky Ponting, current skipper of the Australian cricket team, has announced that he is having to change his name and title to fit in with Australian trade description laws.
"My form with the bat has not
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