Stories Archive by Month - December
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Alcoholics Anonymous Close Their Newcastle Branch
Alcoholics Anonymous have decided to close their Newcastle branch after nobody came to any meetings for the thirtieth month on the run.
"We thought Newcastle would be a good place to set up an AA branch,"
Combine Harvester Found Under Boy's Bed
It's not every day that you find a piece of farm machinery whilst rummaging around under your 9-year-old son's bed, but that is exactly what happened to one young mum as she cleaned-up in her
Cleverest Man In World Says "Brains Keep Growing? Well D'uh!"
Scientists have revealed that contrary to previous understanding, the human brain keeps growing into middle age.
It is established science that our bodies are, generally, fully grown by the age of 21. But now it seems
Miley Cyrus's Salvia Story Is Such Bullshit According To Party Goers
Miley Cyrus, teen star and songstress was caught with her pants around her ankles when her "friend" video taped her smoking a bong. In stepped, damage control, who advised Cyrus to say she was smoking
Susan Boyle Has Been Invited To Write Some Stories For The Spoof
Susan Boyle was recently approached with an offer that no one in their right mind would accept - an opportunity to become a Spoof Writer.
Susan did NOT hang back and immediately accepted the challenge, promising
Leak Man Out
A Judge has risked his life by allowing Julian 'WikiLeaks' Assange out of prison on bail. Despite the efforts of the Crown Prosecution Service, working on behalf of Sweden and America, Assange was granted bail
Katie Price Not Sending Frankie Boyle A Christmas Card
Frankie Boyle (star of comedy and son of Susan Boyle) has been sensationally struck off Katie Price's Christmas card list.
In a public demonstration against Boyle's joke on his latest TV show she took a permanent
Two 'White' Brits Killed In US Air Strike In Pakistan
The US Defence Dept has revealed details of two 'white' Brits who died during an air strike in Pakistan. The deaths occurred during an attack on a suspected al-Qaeda terror group.
The men's names have
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