Stories Archive by Month - December
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Kristen Stewart Has The Hots For Taylor Lautner
The big secret among those on the inside of the Twilight series is that Kristen Stewart no longer has eyes or sighs for Robert Pattinason but for fellow actor, Taylor Lautner.
"I don't want to be
Santa Claus Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
Former trillionaire, famed philanthropist and extravagant gift-giver Santa Claus filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection on Friday and may be seeking a US government bailout, according to sources leaked to
Tiger Woods To Retire From Golf So He Can Concentrate On Women
New York, NY - Tiger Woods has released a statement that he will be retiring from golf so that he can concentrate on accommodating his more than willing fan base of women or find time
Jamie Jungers Sells Nude Photos of Tiger Woods To Playchick Magazine
BOSTON - The editor-in-chief of one of the nation's most widely read (and viewed) publications PlayChick has confirmed that her magazine has in fact purchased nude photos of Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods.
Tassie Bungalow, PlayChick editor-in-chief
Theresa Rogers Drops 'Tiger Cub' Lawsuit - Tiger Infertile
'Tiger babe' Theresa Rogers has been forced to drop her claim against Tiger Woods for support of her child, which she believed Tiger to have fathered. Tiger, it turns out, is infertile and could not
Tiger's Infertility Enrages Uchitel
In a secret interview, Rachel Uchitel, the #1 mistress in the lineup of 'Tiger Babes', has confessed that she is angry with Tiger.
'We worked so hard to have a love child', Rachel said. 'Learning that
Iran Insists Their 'Death To America Jihad-9' Nuclear Warheads Are For Peaceful Purposes Only
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Robert Pattinson And Miley Cyrus Guest At Bonkettes Hollywood Bowl Gig
It was the hottest ticket in tinseltown, the legendary girl band the Bonkettes live at the Hollywood Bowl.
It was chaos from the start as the girls took the stage, only to be bombarded by a
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