Stories Archive by Month - December

Newly placed billboards across New York City show a scantily dressed Selena Gomez hawking her newest venture...The Special Selena Gomez Taco Supreme! "You'll love my taco. It's warm, juicy, and spicy too!" Said Gomez as she

The Infamous sign at Auschwitz, "Arbeit Macht Frei" has been stolen. Jews, Israel-Nazis, the Polish government, Russian Nazis (enough of them) are in uproar about the theft and immediately blamed Polish neo-Nazis wishing to hang the

LONDON - Ex-Beatles member Paul McCartney stated that in the battle between Rage Against The Machine vs. Joe McElderry to see who will have the number one song in England on Christmas Day he is

PITTSBURGH - Jon Gosselin of the now cancelled Jon and Kate Plus 8, was in town visiting the Heinz Ketchup Corporation where he recently applied for a job in the tomato smashing department. Jon was asked

Resort World Magazine has uncovered what might be a sensationalist's dream! A Tiger Woods-Rob Patinson-Kristen Stewart wild threesome...Complete with photos!!! The threesome rumor has been circulating for sometime ever since hottie Stewart was rep...

HOLLYWOOD - Rumors are vigorously circulating that singer-actress Jessica Simpson may be the first celebrity member of Tiger Woods "Scorecard Cutey Club." The 29-year-old Simpson first met Woods at a golf tournament in Bethesda, Maryland. One

New Gal Pals Elin Woods and Jessica Simpson were caught unabashedly shopping for a variety of sex toys in a high end Rodeo Drive Adult Store just 6 days before Christmas, apparently insuring that Santa

It appears that the great British public are up for yet another fight, this time against Simon Cowell. An internet inspired backlash against the master chart manipulator has led to thousands of net users downloading