Stories Archive by Month - December

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Potty Full of Shit Found Under Boy's Bed

Potty Full of Shit Found Under Boy's Bed

In what has been ably-described by a woman in the Potteries as "the most gruesome moment of my week", the woman from Stoke-on-Trent has told how she discovered a potty full of shit underneath her

 The Spoof
Added: 21 December 2010
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Deck The Halls With Boughs of Hexavalent Chromium, Fa La La La La, La La La La.

A self-serving, 'I-told-you-so' report to be released just in time to brighten your Christmas morning states that 31 out of 35 cities whose drinking water was surveyed contains hexavalent chromium, a probable carcinogen that was

 The Spoof
Added: 21 December 2010
The World's Dumbest Thief Makes Off With $1.5 Million In Gambling Casino Chips

The World's Dumbest Thief Makes Off With $1.5 Million In Gambling Casino Chips

LAS VEGAS - The Assistant Director of Casino Chips for the Bellagio Resort Gambling Casino, Sinclair Vindercullen, has informed The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that his casino was robbed of $1.5 million in casino chips. Vindercullen

Hoover Dam Bridge Dismantled To Save Flying Salmon

Hoover Dam Bridge Dismantled To Save Flying Salmon

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 Daily Discord
Added: 21 December 2010
Brad Pitt Attempts To Break The "Sixth Wall"

Brad Pitt Attempts To Break The "Sixth Wall"

The traditional view of theater is that three walls surround the actors (or "players" as they are sometimes called) while an invisible "fourth wall" separates the characters from the audience. There is also the notion of

Sarah Palin Invites Prince William And Kate Middleton To Appear On Her Reality Show, "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska"

Sarah Palin Invites Prince William And Kate Middleton To Appear On Her Reality Show, "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska"

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin, whose reality show, Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska has just surpassed Glee, Desperate Housewives, 30 Rock, and CSI: Miami in the Nielsen Ratings has invited England's Prince William and Kate Middleton

 The Spoof
Added: 21 December 2010
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Philadelphia Eagles To Host Funeral For Giants' Playoff Hopes. Fkers.

In an unbelievable act of selflessness and comaraderie, the Philadelphia Eagles have charitably agreed to host a funeral for the New York Giants playoff hopes, which died in the New Meadowlands Sunday, during the Eagles

 The Spoof
Added: 21 December 2010
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Cameron Meets Union Leaders

A Christmas Party at 10 Downing Street, with David Cameron hosting the leaders of most Trade Unions, resulted in a few carols and presents all round. 'This is great fun!' exclaimed Cameron afterwards 'I've been telling



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