Stories Archive by Month - December
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Nhs Re-uses Amputated Limbs
In a move to save money, the NHS has decided to recycle used body parts and close down all prosthetics departments nationwide.
Surgeon General, Sir Cecil stump, outlined the process in a statement to the House
Massive Chunk of Halley's Comet Black Opal Orbiting Eclipsed Full Moon
Area 51, Nevada - (Cool Yule News): NASA HQ sources said today a huge
breakaway chunk of black opal from Halley's Comet has been detected orbiting the periphery of the moon.
Its emergence comes ahead of
Rolling Stones Stoned Confusion For Ronnie
A top ego expert fears for the sanity of Ronnie Spector, ex-wife of iconic-but-jailed record producer Phil Spector.
Apparently her ego has grown to such proportions that while skimming through Rolling Stone Keith Richards's autobiography she
Heathrow Airport, Uk, Promise Stranded Passengers The Biggest Christmas Party On The Planet!
Heathrow Airport, UK, are a bunch of incapable losers claim many stranded tourists hoping to escape the "Christmas tinsel plastic hell" that the British festive season has turned into.
Due to the terrible weather Heathrow seem
Gays In Military Ask For More Fashionable Fatigues
Washington, DC - On the high heels of the historic vote to repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell", openly gay troops are now pushing for the Pentagon to bring in the top fashion designers to create
Study: Fox News Causes Cerebral Hemorrhoids
Study shows Fox News causes
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Leonardo Dicaprio's Girlfreind Calls Egyptians Primitive, Eygpt Claims It's An Isreali Plot of Ass Destruction.
Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend, Bar Rafaeli was visiting Egypt when she was offended by the way the Egyptians handled their camel markets. She thought their behavior was, and is primitive.
She was particularly disturbed by the
Ravens' Donte Stallworth Deactivated For Propensity To Commit Homicide, Foot Injury.
For the first time since returning from a broken foot seven weeks ago, wide receiver Donte' Stallworth was among the Ravens' gameday inactives for yesterday's game against the Saints. Donte' Stallworth is a convicted
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