Stories Archive by Month - December

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David Beckham To Join Hull City?

David Beckham To Join Hull City?

It's the question thousands of football fans all over East Yorkshire are asking each other this evening, after former Manchester United and England star David Beckham said that he needs to be actively playing football

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Al Qaeada Plan To Bombard Seasonal Shoppers With Missiles Disguised As Christmas Trees Revealed!

Calls for Christmas to be Postponed on Security Grounds as Festive Terror Plot Foiled!

 The Sleaze
Added: 21 December 2010
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Idiot Michele Bachmann Lands Slot On Intel Panel

WASHINGTON - Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, an idiot, landed a spot on the House Intelligence Committee. The criterion used for getting on the Intel Committee is having absolutely no cognitive skills.

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 21 December 2010
Carpet Found Under Boy's Bed

Carpet Found Under Boy's Bed

A woman in the Potteries has today described the moment when she discovered that the floorboards underneath her son's bed were covered with carpet. Karen Low-Cal, 46, mother of Child C, who has behavioural problems, told

 The Spoof
Added: 21 December 2010
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The Truth Behind The Ines Sainz - Los Angeles Lakers Rumors

LOS ANGELES - According to a highly placed inside source within the Los Angeles Lakes organization the infamous sports reporter from Mexico, Ines Sainz was recently observed in the Lakers dressing room interviewing one of

 The Spoof
Added: 21 December 2010
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Cheryl Cole Faints During 'TSA Pat Down' At Lax Airport

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole was at LAX airport on her way to catch a flight to New York City to meet with her boyfriend Derek Hough. Hough had flown to the 'Big Apple' to accept

"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" The Wilderness Woman Shows She Can Dog Mush With The Best of 'Em

"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" The Wilderness Woman Shows She Can Dog Mush With The Best of 'Em

WASILLA, Alaska - After watching Sarah Palin's latest episode of her hit reality show Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska, I am beginning to wonder why she would ever remotely want to be president of the United

 The Spoof
Added: 20 December 2010
Kings of Leon Revealed To Have No Royal Connection At All

Kings of Leon Revealed To Have No Royal Connection At All

Popular beat combo, Kings of Leon have been asked to change their name to just Leon after it has been revealed that the French city does not have one royal person, never mind four separate

 The Spoof
Added: 20 December 2010


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