Stories Archive by Month - December
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Jeremy Kyle Denies All Knowledge of Nude Motel Sex Romp With Kerry Katona And Stacey Solomon
Feelin' hot hot hot - breaking UK scandal sheet news reveals that self righteous TV God, Jeremy Kyle - renowned for dazzling halfwits with his rapier like wit - was left aghast this morning as
"Don't Let A Rogue Santa Ruin Your Child's Christmas!"
Trading Standards Issues Stark Warning as Nation's Shopping Centres Invaded by Unofficial Father Christmases Offering Sub-Standard Gifts from their Rip-Off Grottos!
Dustin Hoffman, Danny Devito, And Katie Couric Star In The "R" Rated Seasonal Classic, "Christmas Elves From Hell"
HOLLYOOD - The Hallmark Channel has just announced that they will be presenting the seasonal classic, Christmas Elves From Hell.
The film is loosely based on the book by noted Christmas elf writer Devereux F. Haystack
Wikileaks To Be Re-branded As Wikileeks
The Whistle Blowing website, WikiLeaks, run by Australian Swedish Lady Lover, Julian Assange, is to be taken down and re-branded as a site about vegetables.
"Instead of all this troublesome leaking of national secrets," said Assange,
Queen's Head Missing!
There is spreading alarm at Buckingham Palace due to the Queen's head having gone missing. Fears are growing that the noble head may be lost.
A Royal Proclamation has been issued in gold lettering:
Jenna Jameson And Lace Doilly To Double Up In 3d Porn Film
Porns Stars Jenna Jameson and Lace Doilly have announced that they are to star in a 3D Porn film to be made by Buttfuck Films, winner of this years most graphic lesbian anal sex scene.
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Sharon Osbourne Fires Off The First Shot In The Sharon Osbourne - Cheryl Cole Feud
HOLLYWOOD - Sharon Osbourne, who many media critics have referred to as an over-the-hill drag queen looking senior citizen diva, has opened her mouth and hurled some ugly remarks towards sweet, little Cheryl Cole.
Sharon, who
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