(District of Columbia) - This year's Christmas in Washington television special featured none other than Mariah Carey dressed up as a wrapped-in-red box-with-bow for the President and First Family.
Ms. Carey jetted in for the event
In a cruel twist of fate, our entire team of writers has perished after a lorry carrying Jif lemons skidded on the icy roads and squashed us. So here's something from issue five!
An 'Austrian' has been fined for yodelling while mowing his lawn because it offended his Muslim neighbours.
Helmut Von Messerschmitt, 89, a well known 'naturalised Austrian' was 'ridiculing' their beliefs, a Judge decided, before fining him
CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey, who is considered The Undisputed Queen of Talk Shows no matter what GOPalinista Rush Limbaugh may say sat down at her mansion in The Windy City and talked openly about open-ended
Local Man and Down-Trodden Ex-Thespian, Seaton Carew, has had to endure the nightmare of a seemingly perpetually repetitive weekend following the visit of his girlfriend's brother.
Carew, 41, who already has the dubious pleasure of enduring
(London:England) Ucs News: WikiLeak founder, Julian Assange, announces his possession of Nude, sexually explicit photos of former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. Speaking by web cast from house arrest in
Vatican City - Exciting new Biblical research suggests that the Three Wise Men brought the Baby Jesus gifts of marijuana and a shiny new bong on the very first Christmas. It now appears that