Stories Archive by Month - December
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Isle of Wight News - Newby Village Planning A Snow Aid Fundraiser-susan Boyle Expected To Take Part
Newby village's newest mayor, Arthur Askme, has announced that the village is planning a Snow Aid fundraiser in order to help all villagers who were traumatized and institutionalized as a result of the whopping 2
Is Katy Perry Pregnant?
Rumours are rife across the internet that Katy Perry is pregnant, and due to give birth to Russell Brand's child sometime in June 2011, however the couple strongly deny the rumour.
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Harry Reid's Text To Lady Gaga Regarding "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Repeal Causes Firestorm of Controversy
(US and A) - After the Senate voted to repeal the longstanding "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, Senator Harry Reid (Democrat, Nevada) quickly tweeted the following message just past noon on Saturday:
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Royal Mail To Be Sold To Russians
The Queens head looks set to disappear from UK stamps as the Ruskies are about to buy the Royal Mail. The famous UK icon looks set to be replaced as the government admits 'We need
'Third World' Branded British Airports Are Closed, After The Vast Majority of Flights Were Grounded Due To The Big Freeze.
HeathROW, London: Staff armed with loud hailers, ordered travellers to leave the airport and go home or else to a hotel. One woman shouted back: "We have nowhere to go." Emotions ran
It's Not "The Holiday Season": Insult Removed For Christ's Sake
It's Merry Christmas. It's Happy Hanukkah. It's Yo Kwanza. Screw the Solstice. Sticka' the Wicca. Fuck the Festivus. Kill all the politically correct shit, please.  If you won't, I will. In the immortal words
£7 Million Christmas Tree
The Emirates Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi is displaying a seven million pound Christmas Tree in its Foyer. It has loaded the tree with gold and diamonds in order to promote the spirit of Christmas
Is Kara Tointon Ready To Dump Artem Chigvintsev For Recycled Liz Hurley Shag Shane Warne?
London - (Now The Carnival Is Over): "Fancy a Last Tango in Paris, Kara?" was the lurid text left on Kara's mobile as she danced her way to Strictly glory with Artem last night.
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