Stories Archive by Month - December

Local Man Seaton Carew Today Announced plans to manufacture and sell Spats in the seaside town of Seaton Carew. Carew, well known for his entrepreneurial skills and mishaps, is adamant that his latest venture will reap

LAS VEGAS - Karl, this isn't satire. This goes out to you, dude. You know more about econ than do the teabaggers. You don't let the closed borders guys take over both

The first Lunar Eclipse for four hundred years to fall on a Winter Solstice has passed off without incident - so far. The last time that a full Lunar Eclipse occurred on a Winter Solstice

Lindsay Lohan's vagina came out publicly with a statement about how it felt about all the controversy swirling around Lindsay lately. Most young ladies use their vaginas on a limited basis. They give it out a

NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, who has drawn criticism for his handling of the Brett Farve "Sexting" scandal, issued a prepared statement which exonerated the beleaguered quarterback who suffered yet another concussion in last nights frigid

(Washington, DC - December 21, 2010)Â… Early Tuesday, President Barack Obama (Yeah, him again.) made the controversial announcement that this year, the Christian celebration affectionately referred to by supporters as a "Happy Holiday" is canceled.

A section of the 'full transcript' of Vince Cable's interview with people he supposed to be his constituents, but in fact were Daily Telegraph reporters, was cut. It has now been leaked to Robert Peston of

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