Stories Archive by Month - December
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Lindsay Lohan Has Reportedly Assaulted Her Rehab Clinic Anger Management Instructor
LOS ANGELES - Cayenne Gayla Wheatgrass, the executive director of The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic, has just informed the news media that Lindsay Lohan (Patient #73013) has reportedly been involved in an altercation
Lady Gaga Loses Cock In Freezing Weather - Fears of Terminal Frostbite
Everybody's favorite androgyne, Lady Gaga, was rushed amid scenes of panic to Paris's La Pitie Salpetrier Hospital yesterday evening. The controversial star made news the day before when French Authorities held up her convoy outside
Children's Groups Have Been Warned Not To Play Games In The Dark After The Court of Appeal Upheld A Compensation Award To A Scout Injured During Night Activities.
"Children's groups have been warned not to play games in the dark after the Court of Appeal upheld a compensation award to a scout injured during night activities."
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Palin Defends Fatties, Attacks Health Campaigns
Following her attack on Michelle Obama's anti-obesity campaign, saying that it took away people's right to choose their desserts, Sarah Palin has issued a statement to the nation, and to God, calling on people
Offside Law Rolled Out Nationwide
Today is a historic day in British history, as the offside law makes a gigantic leap from the football field into the life of every unsuspecting citizen.
Having been trialled in supermarkets earlier this year,
Al-qaeda Planning Christmas Attacks!
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This One Goes Out To Senator Harry Reid
LAS VEGAS - I can sum in short why I almost freaked out during the 11th hour. I realized we needed a heterogeneous legislature, or the closed borders guys would have taken over and
Sandra Bullock "The Kissing Bandit" Confesses That Her Next Kissing Targets Are Shakira, Christina Aguilera, Cheryl Cole, And Ke$ha
AUSTIN - This year's Best Actress winner Sandra Bullock recently confided to her gynecologist, Dr. Osgood Forkingview, that she has really gotten quite the reputation for being 'The Good Looking Chick Who Loves To Kiss
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