Stories Archive by Month - December

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Startling News of Mi6 Bondage Man

Gareth Williams, the MI6 man who was found dead and naked in a padlocked trunk, was into bondage and drag, it was revealed today. He also had a stock of women's clothes. 'Nothing unusual about that'

Lindsay Lohan To Accuser: "I Shirley Wasn't Drinking...shirley Temples..."

Lindsay Lohan To Accuser: "I Shirley Wasn't Drinking...shirley Temples..."

LAX - Lindsay Lohan's Mom says her daughter has been taken totally out of context in an attempt to smear her daughter's reputation. "She saw her drinking a colorful looking drink and jumped to the conclusion

 The Spoof
Added: 23 December 2010
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Gwyneth Paltrow And Her Mom Blythe Danner Both Deny That They Got Their "Playpens" Botoxed

HOLLYWOOD - Mother and daughter, Blythe Danner and Gwyneth Paltrow, were purse shopping at Purcharelli's Purses & Stuff when they were asked about the botox rumors. Platrow smiled and said that yes it was true that

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Car Boot Sale Back In Seaton Carew

A Popular Car Boot Sale is Making a Return after being cancelled recently due to apathy. The Mayfair Centre, in Seaton Carew, used to host a weekly car boot sale that drew in crowds in their

 The Spoof
Added: 23 December 2010
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Satan Sharron Angle

LAS VEGAS - Sharron Angle is satan and belongs in hell. That's what I was wrestling with. Sharron Angle is satan and almost sucked me in at the very end. I realized that

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 23 December 2010
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Christmas No Mas: Or How Theâ crank Saved Christmas

It seems each year when Christmas rolls around, we once again hear the outcry of political correctness.  The holiday most celebrated by Americans (and some abroad) goes under siege.  As the Crank points out,

 Daily Discord
Added: 23 December 2010
E-fit of Masked Suspects Published In Mi6 Cryptographer Case

E-fit of Masked Suspects Published In Mi6 Cryptographer Case

London - (Smoke 'n' Mirrors): Was a Mediterranean-looking couple hunted in the Gareth Williams death probe 'disguised with clever latex masks'? A police e-fit issued this week shows a heavily camouflaged KGB pair who were

 The Spoof
Added: 23 December 2010
Newcastle Univesity Researchers Have Found Rudolph Safe And Well Inside A Brain

Newcastle Univesity Researchers Have Found Rudolph Safe And Well Inside A Brain

"A close-up image of a blood vessel in the brain has amazed scientists with its likeness to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. When stories reached researchers at the world renowned 'Newcastle University', that Rudolph was missing, they

 The Spoof
Added: 23 December 2010


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