Stories Archive by Month - December
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Oldest Dog In The World Discovered In Bangalore, India. He's Really A Buddhist Monk!
Bangalore Herald, Bangalore, India: An amazing discovery by an ex-pat Brit living in Bangalore has revealed that the oldest living dog on the planet is here and he's quite remarkable too.
The ancient canine called Blacky
Rumour That Man Utd. To Fold Tent And Move To Qatar Worst News Since Christmas Weather Forecast!
A snow bound England, already suffering from severe depression, was plunged deeper into despair when it was announced the Glazer family is in negotiations to sell off The Big Red Team to Qatar and
Slappers, Cougars And Rent Boys May Benefit As Media Doubles Undercover Reporting
More reporters will go undercover more often than ever in 2011, to capitalize on the vast number of aging, fleshy men with a dollop of power and a propensity for bigging themselves up.Â
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Walmart Buys Entire Rights To Christmas- Starts By Laying Off Elves
In a sweeping move today Walmart has bought the entire rights to Christmas and all its accessories. The move is designed to give Walmart control over the popular holiday and to help shore up the
New Slug Species "Resistant To Salt" Says Lab
A lab based at Brunel University has confirmed the new species of "Super Slug" has developed a resistance to salt.
The vile slugs, which can grow up to three feet in size, have seen their
New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Denies That He Has A Foot Fetish - But Adds That He Does Have A Collection of Over 700 Bras
MANHATTAN - New York Jets football coach Rex Ryan was shopping in Macy's Department Store when he was asked by a reporter for The RumorMonger Revue Tabloid about his newly revealed foot fetish.
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Gay Soldier Found In British Army
The whole fabric and tradition of the British Army was in turmoil today, when it was announced that a Gay soldier had been found amongst the ranks of the finest fighting force in the world.
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Obama Gives Muslim Radicals & Taliban Even More Reason To Hate Them As The US Military Goes "Gay"!
President Obama in his wisdom (??) has signed a treaty allowing "gay" military personnel to be just what they are "gay"! Ending a dubious 1993 agreement that "gays" in the military should not divulge their
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