Michael Jackson funny stories and jokes - satire links and funny stories

Funny stories collected from around the internet about the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. He\'s the freak everyone likes to talk about.

Michael Jackson's death has affected us all, to varying degrees. Much of the internet community is scourging the web for interesting stories about him but truth is there are always some horrible, awful people who want to make fun of him and are searching for jokes about his lifestyle, his nose, children/kiddie jokes and so on.

It's unfair, yes, but it's the way of things. Michael Jackson funny stories are all over the place because he was an extraordarily funny guy. And we mean that in every sense.

Hope you enjoy some of these stories collected from the internet.
Michael Douglas Will "Probably Never Go To Wetwang"

Michael Douglas Will "Probably Never Go To Wetwang"

Michael Douglas, the Hollywood movie star who is married to that Welsh bird, Catherine Zeta Jones, is unlikely ever to make it to the village of Wetwang in East Yorkshire, and it's not because of

 The Spoof
Added: 18 August 2010
Pop Star Justin Bieber Plans Comeback World Tour For 2035

Pop Star Justin Bieber Plans Comeback World Tour For 2035

16 year pop Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber announced today that he plans on making a 'comeback' world tour in 2035 when he is 41 years old.

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 18 August 2010
God To Michael Douglas: Throat Cancer Or Cancel 'Wall Street' Sequel; You Decide.

God To Michael Douglas: Throat Cancer Or Cancel 'Wall Street' Sequel; You Decide.

Jesus H. Christ, speaking for God, has made a shocking announcement, in light of Oscar-winner Michael Douglas' sad diagnosis of throat cancer. "My Father has decided that We will noy sit idly by," said Christ, 38,

 The Spoof
Added: 17 August 2010
Janet Jackson Brings wardrobe Malfunction To A Whole New Level

Janet Jackson Brings wardrobe Malfunction To A Whole New Level

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 Daily Discord
Added: 16 August 2010
Fourteen New Michael Jackson Songs Discovered!

Fourteen New Michael Jackson Songs Discovered!

In news that shocked the recording industry today, a recording was discovered by someone cleaning out the estate of the late pop star. When it was played back, an amazed clean up crew heard Michael

 The Spoof
Added: 03 August 2010
Michael Schumacher:  "Hell!!  Rubens Barrichello Is Wrong About Me Wanting To Go To Heaven!  Hell!!"

Michael Schumacher: "Hell!! Rubens Barrichello Is Wrong About Me Wanting To Go To Heaven! Hell!!"

Hungaroring, Budapest, Hungary: After Brazilian Rubens Barrichello criticised former Ferrari team mate Michael Schumacher on Sunday for what Barrichello said was the most dangerous manoeuvre ever used against him, Michael Scumacher hits back! Bar...

 The Spoof
Added: 02 August 2010
Larry King On Piers Morgan: 'I Don't Know If I'd Recognize Him. Where Am I? Are You My Mommy?"

Larry King On Piers Morgan: 'I Don't Know If I'd Recognize Him. Where Am I? Are You My Mommy?"

Former Stonehenge lead architect and current CNN talk-show host Larry King has made it known that he's not very familiar with Piers Morgan, the Brit widely reported to replace King when he retires. Speaking to AARP.web,

 The Spoof
Added: 25 July 2010
Janet Jackson To Play Michael Jackson In New Movie

Janet Jackson To Play Michael Jackson In New Movie

Since many of his fans can't get enough of Michael Jackson and miss him so much, Advantage Pictures are talking to Janet Jackson about playing the role of her brother in a new movie about

 The Spoof
Added: 24 July 2010

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