Premiership footy (football/soccer) jokes and stories - satire links and funny stories
With hundreds of funny stories, jokes and anecdotes being written about footy, the premiership and "star" players, thought it might be an idea to section them off here and publicise them. Soccer isn't immediately an obvious place for funny stories but with football rivalry being as it is, there's a lot of micky taking going on.
Hope you find this particular selection of footballing jokes as funny as I do.
Hope you find this particular selection of footballing jokes as funny as I do.
There are 378 stories about Premiership footy (football/soccer) jokes and stories
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Lionel Messi Quietly Confident About Arsenal Clash
Barcelona's Argentinian goalscoring machine, Lionel Messi shrugged off a question from a British journalist regarding Barca's chances of beating Arsenal in the Champions League quarter final tie first leg at the Emirates Stadium on Tuesday
Steven Gerrard Admits, "I'm A Flop" And Secretly Asks Fellow Mighty Scouser, Rooney For Some Tips!
Liverpool stalwart, super - star and flop, Stevie Gerrard has admitted to being just what he is, a flop!
After reaching the astronomical heights of being rated as one of the best mid-fielders in the world
Howard Webb - I Felt Something For Darren Fletcher
Howard Webb, the top Premiership referee, has talked for the first time about his astonishing HOMO-EROTIC display in the recent Manchester United v Liverpool clash when he put his manly ARMS AROUND Manchester United and
Subo To Play For Celtic
It was sensationally announced last night that Susan Boyle has joined Celtic Football Club as their new goalie. She will be known as the 'SuBoNator' and will take up the post soon.
"Aye, I've been a
Jamie Carragher In Old Trafford Accident Drama
Further drama at Old Trafford yesterday afternoon following Liverpool's 2-1 defeat to despised rivals Manchester United when hard-man Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher stubbed his toe walking to the shower in the dressing room.
Carragher reported...
Hull City Manager Refuses To Give Up Fight
New Hull City manager Iain Dowie has refused to give up the fight to keep his beleaguered Tigers in the Premier League, and says that there is always hope, even after it has become mathematically
Mancunians Vs Scousers, Battle of Britain, Or Viva Espana Vs Ex-scouser, Rooney?!
Man Utd face their arch rivals, Liverpool today, Scousers vs Mancunians an ancient battle with tradition, culture, pride, anguish, joy, tears, and an obvious winner Man U!
But does this old fashion, battle of Britain rivalry
Frank Lampard And Christine Bleakley Harrassed In Blackburn
It must have been a bad afternoon for Frank Lampard after seeing his team surrender a goal lead to plucky Blackburn Rovers and only take a single point from the game, as opposed to the
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