Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent - satire links and funny stories
It's amazing - Britian's Got Talent star Susan Boyle - she's really not terribly attractive, she claims to be a virgin, and she sings like a bloody wonder star. Susan Boyle has 'created' a lot of funny stories, here they are for you.
As it happens I think these stories aren't nearly as funny as those who deserve ridicule. After all, she's a genuinely talented singer who just happens to not hit everyone's g-spot. Britain's Got Grumpy, methinks.
There are 365 stories about Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent
Fans of Susan Boyle have issued a complaint that the star's vagina has been inked-out, ignored, airbrushed away and otherwise scratched from this year's World Vagina Festival.
"Don't people understand that Susan
Susan Boyle is to perform a series of concerts on Mars later this year, according to reports in the popular press. However, it was later revealed that this is, in fact, a hoax.
"We had this
Satirist Lady G. reports that Susan B is considering joining a convent and becoming a nun. Susan has been reading The Spoof on a regular basis and is aware that this may soon become
Ascot - (Big Ass Mess): Racing authorities have refused to fork out for winches and hydraulic cherrypicker equipment at the start of tomorrow's five day meeting.
But without these or emergency mass-liposuction on her derriere there
As quick as it began, it's all over! - That was the message this lunchtime, as Pink Floyd guitarist David Gilmour sensationally sacked the former Britain's Got Talent loser Susan Boyle just days after the
London - (Ass Mess): The corpulent attention deficit walking timebomb is to receive a dinner gong in recognition of her dedication to pie and chips.
The award is part of the Queen's Dissolute Birthday Honors and
Edinburgh - (Holy Cow!): The offspring of Queen Elizabeth and Pope Joe Ratzinger is still pissed at years of childhood deprivation caused by her absentee father's monumental stinginess.
Redtop reports she would be singing 'Ave Maria'
Guitar legend David Gilmour has announced that he is teaming up with Susan Boyle to form a brand new Pink Floyd tribute band.
David said "this is not a new Pink Floyd, there will be no