Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent - satire links and funny stories

It's amazing - Britian's Got Talent star Susan Boyle - she's really not terribly attractive, she claims to be a virgin, and she sings like a bloody wonder star. Susan Boyle has 'created' a lot of funny stories, here they are for you.

As it happens I think these stories aren't nearly as funny as those who deserve ridicule. After all, she's a genuinely talented singer who just happens to not hit everyone's g-spot. Britain's Got Grumpy, methinks.
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Susan Boyle's Vagina Airbrushed At Spoof Vagina Festival

Fans of Susan Boyle have issued a complaint that the star's vagina has been inked-out, ignored, airbrushed away and otherwise scratched from this year's World Vagina Festival. "Don't people understand that Susan

 The Spoof
Added: 20 June 2010
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Subo In Mars Concert Tour!

Susan Boyle is to perform a series of concerts on Mars later this year, according to reports in the popular press. However, it was later revealed that this is, in fact, a hoax. "We had this

 The Spoof
Added: 19 June 2010
Susan Boyle Is Contemplating Joining A Convent As A Result of Reading That The Spoof's  Own Mark Lowton Is Joining A Monastery

Susan Boyle Is Contemplating Joining A Convent As A Result of Reading That The Spoof's Own Mark Lowton Is Joining A Monastery

Satirist Lady G. reports that Susan B is considering joining a convent and becoming a nun. Susan has been reading The Spoof on a regular basis and is aware that this may soon become

 The Spoof
Added: 16 June 2010
Susan Boyle Too Gross For Royal Ascot Turnstiles

Susan Boyle Too Gross For Royal Ascot Turnstiles

Ascot - (Big Ass Mess): Racing authorities have refused to fork out for winches and hydraulic cherrypicker equipment at the start of tomorrow's five day meeting. But without these or emergency mass-liposuction on her derriere there

 The Spoof
Added: 15 June 2010
David Gilmour Sacks Susan Boyle From Pink Floyd

David Gilmour Sacks Susan Boyle From Pink Floyd

As quick as it began, it's all over! - That was the message this lunchtime, as Pink Floyd guitarist David Gilmour sensationally sacked the former Britain's Got Talent loser Susan Boyle just days after the

 The Spoof
Added: 14 June 2010
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Susan Boyle Gets Gong In Queen's Dissolute Honors

London - (Ass Mess): The corpulent attention deficit walking timebomb is to receive a dinner gong in recognition of her dedication to pie and chips. The award is part of the Queen's Dissolute Birthday Honors and

 The Spoof
Added: 12 June 2010
Susan Boyle To Sing 'Ain't Nothin But A Hound Dog' For Her Child Support Dodging Father

Susan Boyle To Sing 'Ain't Nothin But A Hound Dog' For Her Child Support Dodging Father

Edinburgh - (Holy Cow!): The offspring of Queen Elizabeth and Pope Joe Ratzinger is still pissed at years of childhood deprivation caused by her absentee father's monumental stinginess. Redtop reports she would be singing 'Ave Maria'

 The Spoof
Added: 11 June 2010
David Gilmour Teams With Susan Boyle To Record Pink Floyd Tribute Album

David Gilmour Teams With Susan Boyle To Record Pink Floyd Tribute Album

Guitar legend David Gilmour has announced that he is teaming up with Susan Boyle to form a brand new Pink Floyd tribute band. David said "this is not a new Pink Floyd, there will be no

 The Spoof
Added: 10 June 2010

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