Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - satire links and funny stories
Ah, good old Bob "Robert" Pattinson. No-one really knows who he is but he's certainly landed on his feet after a good show playing Harry Potter's "Goblet of Fire" nemesis thing as Cedric Diggory. Since then, Pattison has been found mostly playing Vampire type things in Twilight and becoming an extraordinarily popular pin up for teenage and above ladies. And probably gents.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
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Robert Pattinson To Be Prince William's Best Man
Robert Pattinson has accidentally revealed that he is to be Prince William's best man at his wedding to Kate Middleton next June after Prince William sensationally announced that he would not be having his younger
Robert Pattinson Buys An Illegal Bike
In a truly bohemian act of fearless iconoclasm worthy of the pallid Dracula parody that he so gorgeously and hauntingly is (pass my fan, mother, for I am a-swooning), wan, elegantly-wasted Twilight childe-vampyre
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart To Star In Bonnie And Clyde Remake
Executives at a major studio are confident that they are close to clinching a deal with Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart tying them to a remake of the 1967 gangster movie, Bonnie and
Harry Potter Hex Threat - Wizards Union Furious Over Premiere Snub
Members of a union representing wizards have threatened to put a spell on stars of the latest Harry Potter movie.
They are furious after they were not invited to the premiere of the Deathly Hallows in
Taylor Lautner/taylor Swift Out-cute Robert Pattinson/kristen! In Contest!
In a new survey by six combined (Ages 14-24) popular magazines, the team of Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift received more votes than Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart who were a little miffed by the
Dozens of Body Doubles Auditioned For Kristen Stewart's Intimate, Naked Honeymoon Scenes
Hollywood - (Nude Ass Mess): "Facially, some of them looked more like grizzly bears than our own beloved Kristen," Breaking Dawn director Bill Condon said today, "bodily, however, they're all dead ringers."
The movie man
Round Two: Twilight Movie Delayed As Pattinson, Taylor Show Up With Black Eyes
Guess that the Pattinson/Lautner war is still going on.
As previously reported, the two are upset over a telephone call from Kristen Stewart to Pattinson with lots of sexy talk being accidentally (at least at first)
Taylor Lautner Decks Robert Pattinson!
A smoldering argument between Taylor Lautner came to a head yesterday when Robert Pattinson gave Taylor Lautner a chest bump and got decked for his trouble!
(See 'Kristen Stewart Tells Taylor Lautner Her Sexual Fantasies')
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