Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - satire links and funny stories
Ah, good old Bob "Robert" Pattinson. No-one really knows who he is but he's certainly landed on his feet after a good show playing Harry Potter's "Goblet of Fire" nemesis thing as Cedric Diggory. Since then, Pattison has been found mostly playing Vampire type things in Twilight and becoming an extraordinarily popular pin up for teenage and above ladies. And probably gents.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
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Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner Swap Thongs
Last night Robert Pattinson got bored watching TV with his mates. Another night doing nothing with Kristen and Taylor. "Why doesn't bloody Lautner disappear and find a girlfriend of his own", thought R-Pattz.
So
Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner In Black Fishnet Pantyhose Spat
Last night was meant to be the exclusive R-Pattz & K-Stew Fancy Dress Halloween Party. Everyone was meant to have fun. Dress up as a Witch or a Vampire. Get covered in
Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Cast of Twilight Call A Truce From Practical Jokes
Apparently the cast of the Twilight movies have called a truce to all the joking and horsing around as they allowed reporters in this morning to announce that fact.
"Robert Pattinson does not have a house
Russell Brand Claims To Have Slept With 90 Women In One Month - Rod Stewart Replies That's Only Because Most Were Inflatable
LONDON - Newlywed Russell Brand boasted to a member of the news media that he has in the past bedded 90 women in a single month.
Rock and roll icon Rod Stewart replied that Brand is
Robert Pattinson Mesmerised By K-stew's Halloween Dance of Six Veils
Reports are leaking out of R-Pattz's luxury bedroom where he's holed up with Kristen for the Halloween weekend.
Head waiter Dick Gripper was granted access to the love-suite an hour ago to deliver two raw steaks
Robert Pattinson Spending Entire Halloween Weekend In Bed With Witch
Tousled-hair vampire Edward Cullen, otherwise known as R-Pattz, has announced he's spending the entire Halloween weekend tucked-up in bed with a witch.
Even though Bella has hair like a haystack, Edward seems to
Robert Pattinson Building Smaller Dracula Castle After Infamous Ancestor!
Apparently the actor Robert Pattinson can't get over the fact that he is related to Vlad the Impaler of the 1400's who was the original "Dracula", which was his family name.
"Pattinson talks about the evil
Rob Pattinson 'Stiff' In Nude Witherspoon Sex Scene
* SPOILER ALERT * - "It knocks your legs out from under you and stoops your back". So says the poster for the forthcoming film 'Water for Elephants' which stars English actor, 'Randy' Robert Pattinson.
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