American Idol - satire links and funny stories

American Idol - the annual reason to spend lots of money voting for people you really shouldn't actually care about. But every year there are the triumphs of hilarity as all the funny stories come out about the contestants, and especially about Simon Cowell.

The judging is harsh, the comments harsher - the result, funny! This year sees American Idol really go for it with contestants that are more fun to laugh at than ever. If we could have chosen a bunch of people who were more likely to give their all but deliver so little, these were the guys. And when Cowell gets hold of them, that's when the fun starts.
American Idol's Ellen Degeneres Sits On Simon Cowell's Lap And Nibbles On His Ear

American Idol's Ellen Degeneres Sits On Simon Cowell's Lap And Nibbles On His Ear

HOLLYWOOD - Well after weeks of watching fellow American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi cuddling, nuzzling, and caressing Simon Cowell, Ellen DeGeneres appeared at the show's opening snuggled next to Cowell and kissing the self-proclaimed Royal

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Added: 11 March 2010
American Idol's Kara Dioguardi Reveals The Real Reason She Sits So Close To Simon Cowell

American Idol's Kara Dioguardi Reveals The Real Reason She Sits So Close To Simon Cowell

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi was interviewed in her beautiful Hollywood Hills mansion Casa de Musica. The attractive brunette was dressed in a red, white, and blue bikini swimsuit with matching flip flops

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Added: 10 March 2010
Adam Lambert Delivered Hot Buns To Simon Cowell During American Idol!

Adam Lambert Delivered Hot Buns To Simon Cowell During American Idol!

A former contestant on American Idol told reporters this morning that she had witnessed fellow contestant, Adam Lambert, delivering hot buns to judge Simon Cowell. "They thought that everyone had left the show that night

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Added: 05 March 2010
American Idol: If Kara Dioguardi Sits Any Closer To Simon Cowell She'll Be Sitting On His Lap!

American Idol: If Kara Dioguardi Sits Any Closer To Simon Cowell She'll Be Sitting On His Lap!

HOLLYWOOD - The ten remaining girls performed on American Idol. And as Ryan Seacrest talked to the judges, it was fairly obvious that Kara DioGuardi cannot seem to keep from touching Simon Cowell's hands, arms,

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Added: 05 March 2010
American Idol: Wow One Week Later, Kara Dioguardi Rips Into Her Cowboy Toy Casey James

American Idol: Wow One Week Later, Kara Dioguardi Rips Into Her Cowboy Toy Casey James

HOLLYWOOD - Goodness, gracious, DioGuardi. In the words of President Richard Nixon "What da hell happened?" After Casey James finished his performance Kara proceeded to literally tear the cowboy from Fort Worth a 'new one.' Casey was

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Added: 04 March 2010
American Idol's New Judge Ellen Degeneres Speaks Her Mind

American Idol's New Judge Ellen Degeneres Speaks Her Mind

HOLLYWOOD - The new-judge-on-the-block spoke out on her talk show about the 20 remaining American Idol contestants. Ellen said that as of now, the front runner is Kara's "Cowboy Toy" Casey James. El said that she

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Added: 02 March 2010
Adam Lambert: "Never Blow In The Wind It Chaps Your Lips"

Adam Lambert: "Never Blow In The Wind It Chaps Your Lips"

Adam Lambert loves to hand out 'words of personal wisdom' to his closest friends. It allows him to feel nuturing and loving, plus it gives him something to talk about besides himself. Today, Lambert's precious gems

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Added: 28 February 2010
Simon Cowell And Ellen Degeneres Invite Ivana Phuque To Perform On American Idol

Simon Cowell And Ellen Degeneres Invite Ivana Phuque To Perform On American Idol

Swedish Olympic Skater Ivana Phuque has become the international darling of the Vancouver Winter Games. She has won four gold medals and the hearts of millions of fans all over the world. Her daring jumps,

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Added: 28 February 2010

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