Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent - satire links and funny stories

It's amazing - Britian's Got Talent star Susan Boyle - she's really not terribly attractive, she claims to be a virgin, and she sings like a bloody wonder star. Susan Boyle has 'created' a lot of funny stories, here they are for you.

As it happens I think these stories aren't nearly as funny as those who deserve ridicule. After all, she's a genuinely talented singer who just happens to not hit everyone's g-spot. Britain's Got Grumpy, methinks.
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Susan Boyle May Put In A Bid For Rooney To Join Her Beloved 'Celtic'

It's rumoured that Susan Boyle may put in a bid to outbid Barcelona to get Rooney for her beloved 'Celtic'. True, she has not yet reached the 80 million plus, being offered by Barcelona but it

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Added: 20 May 2010
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Subo Fanatics Launch Crisis Helpline!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies, distraught at their beloved gathering place being sold off, were today offered comfort by way of a new crisis helpline. The 'Fanatics Unite in Crisis and Kinship' helpline

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Added: 18 May 2010
Susan Boyle Sells Her Underwear Shop, 'SuBo's Knickers And Knick Knacks' To Elton John

Susan Boyle Sells Her Underwear Shop, 'SuBo's Knickers And Knick Knacks' To Elton John

BLACKBURN, Scotland - Irish songstress Susan Boyle, has decided to sell the underwear shop she opened up in February. Ms. Boyle said that the thing that hurt her shop Subo's Knickers and Knick Knacks was the

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Added: 18 May 2010
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Subo Fanatic Cashes In!

In an astonishing twist of events, the chief Susan Boyle fanatic tonight announced that he is cashing in. For the first time ever the chief fanatic has admitted that the red scarf wearing loonies are

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Added: 17 May 2010
Susan Boyle Wets Them After Death Hand Reaches Out!

Susan Boyle Wets Them After Death Hand Reaches Out!

Susan Boyle, who has been going to a psychiatrist for some time now, even predating her launch toward Stardom on "Britain's Got Talent", finally told a member of the press about her nightmares. Boyle doesn't

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Added: 17 May 2010
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Subo Fanatics Launch Own Bank

In an attempt to replenish rapidly dwindling funds, Susan Boyle fanatics today launched their own bank. The Fanatical Bank of Susan (FBoS) will initially have branches in California, Chile, and England. First time depositors are

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Added: 15 May 2010
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Susan Boyle Will Go To Thailand After All

Simon Cowell has revealed that after the ongoing demonstrations by all those SuBo fans in Thailand, after Ms. Boyle pulled out of a string of concerts, that to stop anymore bloodshed all the concerts will

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Added: 15 May 2010
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Subo Fanatic Threatens To Jump!

High drama was taking place in Toronto earlier, when a Susan Boyle fanatic was spotted at the top of the CN Tower threatening to jump. Sporting a red scarf, and oddly no pants, the Canadian

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Added: 13 May 2010

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