American Idol - satire links and funny stories

American Idol - the annual reason to spend lots of money voting for people you really shouldn't actually care about. But every year there are the triumphs of hilarity as all the funny stories come out about the contestants, and especially about Simon Cowell.

The judging is harsh, the comments harsher - the result, funny! This year sees American Idol really go for it with contestants that are more fun to laugh at than ever. If we could have chosen a bunch of people who were more likely to give their all but deliver so little, these were the guys. And when Cowell gets hold of them, that's when the fun starts.
American Idol Reject Vanessa "Tennessee Girl" Wolfe Gets A Great Welcome Back Home Parade

American Idol Reject Vanessa "Tennessee Girl" Wolfe Gets A Great Welcome Back Home Parade

VONORE, Tennessee - The 19-year-old resident of Vonore, Tennessee, Vanessa Wolfe, has returned back to her hometown. The towns 1,492 residents all turned out for The Welcome Back Home Vanessa Day Parade and Cornbread Fixin'

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Added: 15 February 2010
Paula Abdul Says That Her American Idol Replacement Ellen Degeneres Will Be Fired!

Paula Abdul Says That Her American Idol Replacement Ellen Degeneres Will Be Fired!

HOT SPRINGS, Arkansas - Former American Idol Judge Paula Abdul was in Hot Springs to do the ribbon cutting honors at the grand opening of Cousin Cooter's Bacon Curing Shop and Tattoo Parlor. Abdul told the

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Added: 14 February 2010
The Dallas Dominatrix Gets Booted Off American Idol

The Dallas Dominatrix Gets Booted Off American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - The Kodak Theater in Hollywood was the scene of lots of joy and lots of tears as the 2010 edition of American Idol presented its famed 'Welcome To Hollywood' show. Ryan Seacrest introduced the

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Added: 12 February 2010
American Idol's Simon Cowell Says He Won't Grab Ellen Degeneres' Thighs Underneath The Table Like He Did Paula Abdul's

American Idol's Simon Cowell Says He Won't Grab Ellen Degeneres' Thighs Underneath The Table Like He Did Paula Abdul's

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Judge Simon Cowell has stated that he will not be grabbing Ellen DeGeneres' thighs underneath the judges table like he did last year when Paula Abdul was sitting next to him. Simon

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Added: 12 February 2010
American Idol Sends Kellie Pickler Wannabee Vanessa Wolfe Back To The Tennessee Farm

American Idol Sends Kellie Pickler Wannabee Vanessa Wolfe Back To The Tennessee Farm

HOLLYWOOD - A total of 86 American Idol contestants were sent packing after the Hollywood round. One of these was 19-year-old Vonore, Tennessee resident Vanessa Wolfe. At her Hollywood performance Randy Jackson told her that

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Added: 12 February 2010
Las Vegas Bookies Taking Bets On How Long It Takes Cowell To Insult Ellen On American Idol

Las Vegas Bookies Taking Bets On How Long It Takes Cowell To Insult Ellen On American Idol

Simon Cowell is the straight shooting, shoot from the lip, insult them all, veteran of American Idol judges. He's never seen a person that he couldn't rip apart. Ellen Degenerate is the new American Idol

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Added: 10 February 2010
Shock-jock Howard Stern Signs 'American Idol' Judge Deal

Shock-jock Howard Stern Signs 'American Idol' Judge Deal

Promising a 'no bullshit' approach to replacing Simon Cowell as a judge on American Idol, shock jock Howard Stern has inked a contract where he'll be paid $157 million dollars a year for the popular

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Added: 10 February 2010
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Just For Men To Market 'Touch of Gay' Hair Product

Touch of Gay will also be a big sponsor of 'American Idol', 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno', and 'Big Bang Theory'."

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Added: 10 February 2010

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