Bird Flu - satire links and funny stories

A serious subject and yet Bird Flu jokes and stories continue to abound across the internet. However, until the flu mutates I imagine we\'ll be seeing a lot more avian humor over the coming months.
Derrick Bird's Ghost Tries To Kill Casper The Friendly Ghost

Derrick Bird's Ghost Tries To Kill Casper The Friendly Ghost

Cumbrian Massacre nutter, Derrick Bird, is still up to his dirty tricks in Heaven. How he manged to gain entry to that exclusive location is still under investigation, but he has gone crazy again with a

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Added: 12 June 2010
Derrick Bird 'Real Deal Mass Murder' Set For Autumn TV

Derrick Bird 'Real Deal Mass Murder' Set For Autumn TV

Television companies have begun a price war to secure rights on CTTV footage of mass-murderer Derrick Bird going about his business. With the great British public now hooked on carnage, audiences can look

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Added: 10 June 2010
Crossbow Cannibal Claims He Killed Cumbrian Loony Derrick Bird

Crossbow Cannibal Claims He Killed Cumbrian Loony Derrick Bird

'Crossbow Cannibal' Stephen Griffiths is so pissed off with the attention-grabbing Cumbrian massacre that he now claims that he in fact killed Derrick Bird and that Bird did not commit suicide. Griffiths, 40, a gay-looking man

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Added: 09 June 2010
Derrick Bird Was The Smoke Monster

Derrick Bird Was The Smoke Monster

Following further detailed investigations and snooping, Phoenix Joe can reveal that Birdy's obsession with the TV series Lost went deeper than most people imagined. Original theories suggested that Bird's disenchantment with the controversial end...

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Added: 08 June 2010
Cumbria Psycho Derrick Bird 'Was Kgb Mole' In Sellafield Nuke Secrets Theft Fiasco

Cumbria Psycho Derrick Bird 'Was Kgb Mole' In Sellafield Nuke Secrets Theft Fiasco

Cumbria - (Mad Vlad Putin Mess): Secret papers seen this weekend show the Cumbrian massacre villain was previously an up-and-coming KGB spy. A Special Branch secret op however thwarted his ultimate mission goal of blowing up

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Added: 07 June 2010
Derrick Bird Reveals "What Drove Me To Mass Murder" :  Full Story From Beyond The Grave Including Colour Pictures Plus Free Fiend Horoscope!

Derrick Bird Reveals "What Drove Me To Mass Murder" : Full Story From Beyond The Grave Including Colour Pictures Plus Free Fiend Horoscope!

Alongside tomorrow's hotly awaited publication of Derrick Bird's best-selling biography, this Sunday's edition of "The Current Bun" will include a 40 page pull-out in which Derrick himself will tell readers precisely what drove him to

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Added: 04 June 2010
Derrick Bird Was Involved In Taxi Investigation

Derrick Bird Was Involved In Taxi Investigation

Gunman Derrick Bird, who slaughtered 12 people in a Cumbrian shooting spree was embroiled in a major investigation into an undeclared £60,000 taxi and was facing serious financial difficulties, a friend has said. The friend said

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Added: 04 June 2010
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Gaza Flotilla Massacre 'May Have Gone To Derrick Bird's Head'

Cumbria - (OMG!): Did footage of last weekend's Israeli bloodbath raid on a Gaza aid flotilla trigger Cumbria's own horrendous carnage yesterday? Pals of deranged Whitehaven shooter Derrick Bird said today the 52 year-old cabbie had

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Added: 04 June 2010

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