Michael Jackson funny stories and jokes - satire links and funny stories

Funny stories collected from around the internet about the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. He\'s the freak everyone likes to talk about.

Michael Jackson's death has affected us all, to varying degrees. Much of the internet community is scourging the web for interesting stories about him but truth is there are always some horrible, awful people who want to make fun of him and are searching for jokes about his lifestyle, his nose, children/kiddie jokes and so on.

It's unfair, yes, but it's the way of things. Michael Jackson funny stories are all over the place because he was an extraordarily funny guy. And we mean that in every sense.

Hope you enjoy some of these stories collected from the internet.
Huge "Woody" Wows The US In Zombieland Film But Janet Jackson Refused To Suck Up To It

Huge "Woody" Wows The US In Zombieland Film But Janet Jackson Refused To Suck Up To It

The latest blockbuster movie to wow the Yanks is Zombieland starring Woody Harrelson, better known as that Zombie barkeeper, thanks Frazier, Cheers. Only problem haunting the movie was the refusal of Janet Jackson to star alongside

 The Spoof
Added: 07 October 2009
Did "So You Think You Can Dance" Contestant Outdo Janet Jackson\'s Super Bowl Performance?

Did "So You Think You Can Dance" Contestant Outdo Janet Jackson\'s Super Bowl Performance?

A contestant on Tuesday\'s episode of \'So You Think You Can Dance\' apparently revealed too much when she dropped to the floor to celebrate her advance to the next round, or was that the plan? After

 The Spoof
Added: 02 October 2009
Michael Jackson Cause of Death Determined

Michael Jackson Cause of Death Determined

WASHINGTON DC - In a special study at Methesdum Medical Hospital, flesh from Michael Jackson\'s buttocks were analyzed and found to contain lethal levels of formaldehyde. This is a known break-down product of aspartame, an

 The Spoof
Added: 28 September 2009
Michael Jackson Come Back Special With Elvis

Michael Jackson Come Back Special With Elvis

According to an insider of the Jackson family who we only known as Marlon who asked us not to give out his name. Michael Jackson has allegedly been in talks with Elvis Presley of Memphis who

 The Spoof
Added: 22 September 2009
Michael Jackson Found Alive!

Michael Jackson Found Alive!

The King of Pop has been seen roaming the streets of Morocco. Unbelievable. "I thought he was dead." said M. Burns, a customer at a local newstand. "He\'s still alive? Jesus christ man, whats it

 The Spoof
Added: 14 September 2009
Is Michael Jackson\'s Son, "Blanket", Real Father An American Indian?

Is Michael Jackson\'s Son, "Blanket", Real Father An American Indian?

In a quest to find the natural father of "Blanket", one of Michael three kids, the family has ran across a Native American by the name of Windy Three Sheets. Windy, according to our source, once

 The Spoof
Added: 13 September 2009
Michael Jackson Found Alive!

Michael Jackson Found Alive!

There were scenes of jubilation, combopulation and paedoration outside the Neverland ranch this afternoon, after it was announced that, despite the fact that a grand funeral was held to bury him last week, the King

 The Spoof
Added: 12 September 2009
Janet Jackson To Honor Her Pussy At Vma\'s

Janet Jackson To Honor Her Pussy At Vma\'s

New York, New York - From the loft of her \'on again, off again\' lover, aging thespian Robert Deniro, Janet Jackson, the singer who caused such an uproar with her wardrobe malfunction at the Super

 The Spoof
Added: 10 September 2009

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