Bird Flu - satire links and funny stories

A serious subject and yet Bird Flu jokes and stories continue to abound across the internet. However, until the flu mutates I imagine we\'ll be seeing a lot more avian humor over the coming months.
Derrick Bird - Cumbrian Gun Rampage Sparks Media Mess

Derrick Bird - Cumbrian Gun Rampage Sparks Media Mess

Live report - Following another murderous gun rampage conducted by a gunman in Cumbria this lunchtime, which left so far 12 confirmed dead and 25 wounded, media coverage of the event is bound to prompt

 The Spoof
Added: 03 June 2010
Cumbria Drive-by Shooter Derrick Bird Causes 'Hungerford-style' Carnage

Cumbria Drive-by Shooter Derrick Bird Causes 'Hungerford-style' Carnage

Cumbria - (Big Bang Theories): A massive manhunt is under way after 52 year-old Rowrah cabbie Derrick Bird went on a Hungerford-style shooting rampage. The incident has temporarily knocked Bradford Ripper and self-declared 'Crossbow Cannibal' off...

 The Spoof
Added: 02 June 2010
Children In Ireland Have Contest To Design Birth Certificate For Barack Obama

Children In Ireland Have Contest To Design Birth Certificate For Barack Obama

Children in Ireland have decided to practice "hands across the water" and send help to their distant cousins in the United States. School children all over the country have answered the call to create their

 The Spoof
Added: 08 February 2010
Avian Bird Flu Takes The Joy Out of Bird-watching

Avian Bird Flu Takes The Joy Out of Bird-watching

At first, Stella Anderson could not believe her eyes. "I was on my favorite trail, enjoying a Twinkie, and had just come around the corner,"? said the Muncie, Indiana resident, "when I saw it. The..."

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 07 August 2006
Big Bird Arrested For D.u.i.

Big Bird Arrested For D.u.i.

Big Bird, beloved star of Sesame Street, countless licensing, films and books, was arrested in Beverly Hills yesterday after being clocked at going forty miles over the speed limit, while on a foreign made red

 The Spoof
Added: 01 August 2006
Bird Flu Wipes Out Baytown West Virginia

Bird Flu Wipes Out Baytown West Virginia

Most people have never even HEARD of Baytown West Virginia. Well, there you go. Bird Flu .. such an insidiously vapidly '666' disease that it can not only wipe entire cities off the face of...

 The Spoof
Added: 13 July 2006
Why The 'C' In Kfc No Longer Stands For Chicken

Why The 'C' In Kfc No Longer Stands For Chicken

Here in Kentucky, you can smell the secret ingredients in the air; Colonel Sanders' legacy has never been stronger, even though marketing forces have caused a sideways step in the evolution of the company we...

 Laughsend
Added: 27 June 2006
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Chickens Face Holocaust

Much of the world has been alarmed over the growing threat of the Bird Flu over the past year. The virus is expected to mutate and spread between people within a couple years. In preparation...

 The Spoof
Added: 15 June 2006

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