Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell - The X Factor - satire links and funny stories

This is a page dedicated to all the funny stories about Cheryl Cole - Ashley - and Simon Cowell, all the best stories that are bound to come out over the next month or so. They are hilarious and all the humour to be had out of the press and media hullabaloo. It's also about the X-Factor which has something to do with it, you know, the bands, the acts, the judges spats - everything! It's got Divas dancing everywhere and absolutely no-one pulling in one direction.

Jump headway, if you like into the spats between gorgeous Cheryl Cole (who apparently likes Newcastle) and the bizarelly coiffured Simon Cowell. She also has a famous premiership husband/not-husband Ashley, who it appears has perhaps maybe put it about a bit over the past few months.

Love it or hate it, the X-Factor is always full of funny stories and a good laugh. And the public absolutely love Cheryl and Ashley. They're like the new Beckhams but fun! The X-Factor 2010 is running right now and is full of great acts.
British Prostitute And X-factor Contestant Chloe Mafia Hints That She Would Like To Have Simon Cowell's Baby

British Prostitute And X-factor Contestant Chloe Mafia Hints That She Would Like To Have Simon Cowell's Baby

LONDON - The London Revue Gazette is reporting that famed London prostitute Chloe Mafia, who can do some amazing as hell things with whipped cream, Maraschino cherries, and three Costa Rican bananas has announced that

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Added: 18 January 2011
Conspiracy Theorists Fan The Flames As Dc Lobbyist  Ashley Turton Dies In Freak Garage Blaze

Conspiracy Theorists Fan The Flames As Dc Lobbyist Ashley Turton Dies In Freak Garage Blaze

Washington - (Bonfire of the Insanities): The DC energy lobbyist and wife of presidential aide Dan Turton died in a shocking, freakishly bizarre 5am car blaze in her garage on Monday. Police and fire department investigators

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Added: 11 January 2011
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Cheryl Cole And Derek Hough - The Real Truth Behind That Kiss

As your correspondent predicted Cheryl Cole is back in the news today with the papers showing the same recent picture of her on the beach with her 'beau', dancer Derek Hough. Romance or Fauxmance? The rumours are

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Added: 05 January 2011
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Cheryl Cole To Wed

Cheryl Cole, lunatic signer and hair dye scientist, has announced her intention to wed the D.E.R.E.K. 2000 - her personal Dancing Emotional Robotic Exercising KineticBot. It is believed that she purchased the robot in

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Added: 03 January 2011
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The Aishwarya Rai Inflatable Doll Has Just Become The Biggest Selling Inflatable Doll of All-time

CHICAGO - America's largest toy manufacturer the Hasbroken Toy Company has just announced that due to the recent Christmas sales the Aishwarya Rai Inflatable Doll has just surpassed the Cheryl Cole Inflatable Doll in sales. Spokesperson

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Added: 02 January 2011
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Cheryl Cole And Derek Hough - True Romance In A Smouldering Kiss

Lovebirds - She can deny it as much as she likes now but the cat is out of the bag. Cheryl and Derek are dating! Currently soaking up the sun in Cape Town the pair have

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Added: 02 January 2011
Sir Alex Ferguson Offers Liverpool A Lifeline, He Wants Them As United's Second Team!

Sir Alex Ferguson Offers Liverpool A Lifeline, He Wants Them As United's Second Team!

Sir Alex Ferguson, always a man with a giant heart, has offered Liverpool F.C. a lifeline, he wants them to become United's second team. Roy Hodgson, good mate of Fergie, also thinks it's a great idea

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Added: 01 January 2011
Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Turns Down Simon Cowell's Offer of Being A Judge On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Turns Down Simon Cowell's Offer of Being A Judge On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the CEO of 19th Hole Productions, has just learned that Indian actress Aishwarya Rai has refused his offer of being one of the judges on his new X-Factor Show. Cowell who was

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Added: 28 December 2010

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