Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell - The X Factor - satire links and funny stories

This is a page dedicated to all the funny stories about Cheryl Cole - Ashley - and Simon Cowell, all the best stories that are bound to come out over the next month or so. They are hilarious and all the humour to be had out of the press and media hullabaloo. It's also about the X-Factor which has something to do with it, you know, the bands, the acts, the judges spats - everything! It's got Divas dancing everywhere and absolutely no-one pulling in one direction.

Jump headway, if you like into the spats between gorgeous Cheryl Cole (who apparently likes Newcastle) and the bizarelly coiffured Simon Cowell. She also has a famous premiership husband/not-husband Ashley, who it appears has perhaps maybe put it about a bit over the past few months.

Love it or hate it, the X-Factor is always full of funny stories and a good laugh. And the public absolutely love Cheryl and Ashley. They're like the new Beckhams but fun! The X-Factor 2010 is running right now and is full of great acts.
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Cheryl Cole Angrily Responds To The Rumors About Derek Hough And Ines Sainz - "They're A Bunch of Bloody, Blimey, Bloomin' Lies They Is"

BEVERLY HILLS - Cheryl Cole, the girlfriend of Derek Hough, was shopping with Derek's sister, Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend Julianne Hough, at the swank clothing store on Rodeo Drive, Now That's A Rack. A reporter for

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Added: 18 December 2010
Black Eyed Peas Member Will.i.am Responds To Cheryl Cole's Crotch Claim

Black Eyed Peas Member Will.i.am Responds To Cheryl Cole's Crotch Claim

BOISE, Idaho - The Black Eyed Peas recently performed to a semi-standing room only crowd at Boise's Mashed Potatoes Arena. After the concert vocalist will.i.am met with a reporter for The Tinsel Town Times Tribune, Fauna

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Added: 17 December 2010
Cheryl Cole's Shocking Revelation Regarding Black Eyed Peas Member Will.i.am

Cheryl Cole's Shocking Revelation Regarding Black Eyed Peas Member Will.i.am

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - Cheryl Cole and her boyfriend Derek Hough were in Arizona visiting the Grand Canyon, which many believe will be condemned within the coming year by President Obama. Cole and Hough were having a

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Added: 16 December 2010
Matt Cardle Not Gay! Shock Christmas Announcement!

Matt Cardle Not Gay! Shock Christmas Announcement!

This year's X-Factor winner, Matt Cardle, has shocked the music industry by announcing in his new book that he is not at all gay, and that he likes doing press-ups with ladies, as opposed to

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Added: 16 December 2010
Simon Cowell Begs Mick Jagger To Be  A Judge On His New American Show, 'X-Factor'

Simon Cowell Begs Mick Jagger To Be A Judge On His New American Show, 'X-Factor'

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, aka The British Bulldog, was in Tinsel Town taking care of business matters regarding his brand new show X-Factor. The singing reality show is a spin-off of his highly successful X-Factor from

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Added: 16 December 2010
Rihanna & Christina Aguilera Defend X Factor Simulated Sex Singing

Rihanna & Christina Aguilera Defend X Factor Simulated Sex Singing

Star pop singers Rihanna and Christina Aguilera issued a joint statement today in defence of simulated sex-singing on prime time UK TV. "I thought I got X Factor just about right", explained raunchy Rihanna. "By

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Added: 15 December 2010
X-factor Winner Matt Cardle Has Fans In A Frenzy

X-factor Winner Matt Cardle Has Fans In A Frenzy

The nation's music fanatics can't get enough of 2010 X Factor Winner, the casually-rumpled squeaking nincompoop Matt Cardle, writes Esmerelda Bell, Artificially-Induced Tousling and Hunched Anaemic Unshaven Slimey-Arsed Karaoke Correspondent for Toss...

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Added: 14 December 2010
Matt Cardle And Olly Murs Rejected For Oasis Christmas Gig

Matt Cardle And Olly Murs Rejected For Oasis Christmas Gig

X-Factor stars Matt Cardle and Olly Murs were sensationally turned down as headliners for a Christmas gig at the internationally renowned Oasis Bar And Grill in London. Entertainment Director of the OB&G, PM Wortham, admitted that

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Added: 14 December 2010

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