Michael Jackson funny stories and jokes - satire links and funny stories

Funny stories collected from around the internet about the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. He\'s the freak everyone likes to talk about.

Michael Jackson's death has affected us all, to varying degrees. Much of the internet community is scourging the web for interesting stories about him but truth is there are always some horrible, awful people who want to make fun of him and are searching for jokes about his lifestyle, his nose, children/kiddie jokes and so on.

It's unfair, yes, but it's the way of things. Michael Jackson funny stories are all over the place because he was an extraordarily funny guy. And we mean that in every sense.

Hope you enjoy some of these stories collected from the internet.
Chutzpah, You Have A New King

Chutzpah, You Have A New King

Ladies and gentlemen, a new leader has been crowned in the land of chutzpah. All hail Laszlo Szarka who brazenly butchered Haddaway's hit "What Is Love" on a Hungarian television program in front

 The Chortler
Added: 22 September 2010
Charlie Rangle, John Conyers, Maxine Waters And Jesse Jackson Jr. Introduce Tax-relief Legislation

Charlie Rangle, John Conyers, Maxine Waters And Jesse Jackson Jr. Introduce Tax-relief Legislation

WASHINGTON, DC - Charlie Rangle, John Conyers, Maxine Waters and Jesse Jackson Jr. introduced legislation to abolish sales tax on certain items, labeling the taxes "racist", "regressive" and "intolerant". The bill, entitled "Malt Liquor and

 The Spoof
Added: 21 September 2010
George Michael Bummed To Within An Inch of His Life

George Michael Bummed To Within An Inch of His Life

Former pop superstar George Michael, sentenced to eight weeks in prison last week, has been the victim of a relentless and sustained sexual attack during which his ringpiece was ripped and his sphincter muscle

 The Spoof
Added: 20 September 2010
George Michael Gets Padded

George Michael Gets Padded

George Michael who was sent to prison for crashing his car into Snappy Snaps whilst under the influence of drink and drugs, complained that the jail he was sent to was 'too hard'. After some serious

 The Spoof
Added: 20 September 2010
Is George Michael The New Stig?

Is George Michael The New Stig?

Rumours are rife that George Michael has been signed to be The New Stig on the BBC's popular caravanning programme, Twat Gear. The show's presenters and production team were overheard discussing the move, whilst dining at

 The Spoof
Added: 20 September 2010
Pop-up Pope Beatifies 'Cars-dinal' Gary Numan

Pop-up Pope Beatifies 'Cars-dinal' Gary Numan

Following a translation mistake, the Pope today beatified Gary Numan. In a synthesiser-studded event in Birmingham, the 82-year-old pontiff - old enough to remember the birth of electro-pop - hailed Numan as the clear leader

 The Spoof
Added: 20 September 2010
Dancing With The Stars' Karina Smirnoff Warns The Jersey Shore's Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino That He Had Better Behave

Dancing With The Stars' Karina Smirnoff Warns The Jersey Shore's Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino That He Had Better Behave

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars's Karina Smirnoff, who was once engaged to wed "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" himself, Maksim Chmerkovskiy has let her new dance partner Michael Sorrentino, alias "The Situation" know

 The Spoof
Added: 17 September 2010
Inmates Demand £10k A Week From George Michael As 'Protection Money'

Inmates Demand £10k A Week From George Michael As 'Protection Money'

Homosexual pop star George Michael has already run into trouble just a day into his porridge at Pentonville Prison with prison heavies demanding £10,000 a week in protection money to protect him in the showers. Apparantly,

 The Spoof
Added: 17 September 2010

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