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Tammy Faye Now 3.5 Pound Purse
CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Former televangelist Tammy Faye (Bakker) Messner announced that she has stopped treating her cancer and that her weight has dropped to 3.5 lbs...
President Bush Plans To Spend All His New Money Probing Gasoline Prices
President George W. Bush spoke at a press conference yesterday, taking time to discuss the recent rise of U.S. gas prices.
Regular-hair Hos, Other Hos Yearn For Publicity In
The nation's "regular, run-of-the-mill-hair hos" are
"stomping mad" that their kindred spirits, the
nappy-headed hos, have received all the publicity in
the wake of Don Imus's comments, sources said
yesterday.
Man Eats At Taco Bell, Loses Carbon Neutral
A man lost his much-coveted "carbon neutral"
designation Sunday, eating a Cheesy Bean
and Rice Burrito, a Carne Asada Steak Taquito, and a
Mexican Pizza. Sources said the man
appeared "distraught" and also "somewhat gassy and
bloated."
Report: Hollywood Male Sexual Energy Directed At Al
Environmental experts and sexual therapists warned
Thursday that "raw sexual energy" toward Al Gore by
"male Hollywood loons and moonbats" depletes the ozone
and "melts glaciers," sources said today.
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Torso With Head Admits Crimes
Terrorist mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed made his first public appearance yesterday since admitting his role in numerous terrorist attacks, lacking "arms and legs," sources said...
Let Gays Adopt: We Need More People Who Can Dance
With the new Congress taking over hopes are high. What could the Democrats do to keep the majority and win the Whitehouse? Well, abortion is the one of the most divisive issues out there. In
Tony Romo Gives Dallas Cowboys Early Off-season
After botching a 19 yard field goal attempt, former friends and colleagues of Dallas backup quarterback Tony Romo quickly distanced themselves from him. Most notable was short-time girlfriend, Jessica Simpson, who was at the game
Funny stories about BP - Oil Spill, the Gulf disaster & Tony Hayward
Broken Newz
Funny stories about BP - Oil Spill, the Gulf disaster & Tony Hayward
Broken Newz
Added: 08 January 2007
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