The Daily Rash - Parody and satire stories

CHICAGO – In what is becoming an annual event, Tyra Banks hosted The Tyra Banks Day After Christmas Special on E! television, the day after Christmas. Her all-star guest list included a phone sex professional

San Francisco – Ever since he was a little boy, Toni Johanson dreamed of being a pilot in the United States Air Force. And one summer during a family vacation in the Florida Keys, Toni

LAS VEGAS – In a heartwarming goodwill gesture to millions of her fans around the world, universally famous singer Celine Dion placed the placenta from the recent birth of her twin boys for auction on

BRADFORD, PENNSYLVANIA – After finally giving up on appealing his tax evasion conviction, Wesley Snipes turned himself in to McKean Federal Prison Thursday to begin serving his three year sentence. After several hours of processing

LOS ANGELES – Is it a crime if your vagina doesn’t shine? For tens of thousands of women around the country, shinning their vaginas with mayonnaise could very well become as important as facial peels,

WASHINGTON – The Obama administration has been slow to react to one of the more controversial government secrets revealed in the latest Wikileaks documents, namely the CIA’s top secret experimentation with Las Vegas entertainer Carrot

NEW YORK – Not everyone is complaining about the new Transportation Security Administration’s (TSA) new “pat-down” procedures. During a week in which thousands of Americans have shared their dissatisfaction with being groped and prodded, fondled

LOS ANGELES – After what appears to be a severe mental collapse suffered after being eliminated from ABC’s Dancing with the Stars, ex-NBA basketball player Rick Fox is resting comfortably in a psychiatric unit of