"The lack of a clear winner in the early primaries is encouraging," declared a spokesman for television broadcasters. "And not just for democracy but for our projected ad revenues as well."
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Every year, America looks to Iowa for one reason, and one reason alone. The nation relies on the good people of the "Caucus Me" state to whittle the presidential field down to a handful of...
World track champion Hare has been stripped of all medals after failing a routine drug test. The decision means that Tortoise, who finished second in their highly publicized race, becomes the new champion.
Former stuntman Evel Knievel has been sentenced to an eternity in Hell due to wrongful interpretation of his ethical affiliations, it has been revealed.
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Commemorate the electoral defeat of Australia's beloved prime minister in unique Brainsnap fashion. Begin your collection of our 'Dimwits of Democracy' coin set today!
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President Bush\'s nominee for attorney general made an effort to patch things up with skeptical senators by explaining his view on the grey area between torture and safe boating practices.
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Shocking none but a handful of her less-conscious fans, media personality Ann Coulter revealed on her website last week that her public persona has been an act, aimed mostly at garnering attention for herself and
It is widely known that President Bush is an avid amateur linguist. So it came as no surprise when the president made note of terms the U.S. withdrawal from Vietnam had contributed to our language