The Sleaze - Parody and satire stories

Britain Menaced by Radioactive Penis After Nuclear Worker Irradiates Genitals With Atomic Waste! Scientists Warn of Threat Posed By Mutant Monster's Mushroom Cloud Ejaculations as Series of Earth Tremors Blamed on Doomsday Cock!

Former Top Downing Street Aide Claims Libyan Military Intervention Motivated by Top Politicians' Desire for Perverse Sexual Gratification Rather Than Humanitarian Concerns!

Outrage as UK Government Strikes Deal For Aliens to Take Over North East of England! Prime Minister David Cameron Claims Alien Presence Represents 'Partnership' Rather than Invasion! Denies Deal is Attempt to Destroy Safe Labour

Is Charlie Sheen's Crazy Behaviour the Result of Bizarre Conspiracy? Top Hollywood Private Eye Claims Sinister Plot to Drive Sheen and Other Top Celebrities Insane!

Top Super-Villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld Revealed as Evil Mastermind Behind Scheme to Blackmail British Racing Industry by Electrocuting Horses! SPECTRE Chief Claims Criminal Organisation Forced to Scale Back Operations Due to Lack of Investment During

Justice Secretary Kenneth Clarke Unveils Plans to Close Prisons and Put Rapists and Murderers into People's Cellars and Sheds! Claims Scheme for Local 'Community Prisons' in residents' homes is Big Society in Action, Rather Than

Rogue Journalist's Extraordinary Claims of Systematic Blackmail of Top Public Figures Denied by News Corp!

Designer Claims New Smart Phone Application Can Identify Suspect Nonces on the Street and Alert Local Parents to Potential Threat!