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Trained chimp to head Apprentice

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With time seemingly running out for Sralun Sugah, BBC bosses have outrageously decided to replace the former head of Atari with a trained chimp ahead of next season's Appentice.

Spokeman Jon Armitrading told us:

"Trained? Well, I guess it would have to be in some respects. Lavatorial, mostly. But otherwise... not so much."

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