Popular canine foursome "The Beagles" have today shot to number 1 in the music download charts after releasing their version of With The Beatles. The group, started as part of #DogBands were said to be ecstatic when they heard the news. Beagles owner, Ted Rampkin, explains:
"Well, I thought it was great. I recorded the album here in my kitchen last week, while purposefully withholding food in order to get them noisy. Still haven't fed them, actually, but that's going to change now I'm rich! I mean, now the dogs are rich. Yes, the new television in the lounge is totally not new."
The Beagles, consisting of four different Beagle pups named Clay, Frasier, Ali and Woofles, are the cutest little things you've ever seen - yes you are! - released their debut album in record time, and the selection of tracks is so far doing great business.
"We hope it carries on," explained owner Rampkin. "We need shots for three of them, and paying those fancy-pants half-doctors to carve out their dangly bits doesn't come cheap. Oh no! I was planning to have a go myself with a spade, but my wife stopped me at the last minute."
The tracks from the album are bafflingly as follows:
- Bridge over troubled water
- Once there was a way
- No woman, no cry
- Rollercoaster of love
- Back in black
- The House of the Rising Sun
- Another brick in the wall
- With or without you
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Super meh. People claim to have died for our sins. I believe that's relevant somehow.
Meh with meh on top. :)
* shrugs *. there is nothing more offptting than people spouting about things they clearly know nothing about.
There are plenty of perfect material and comments crawling around, but this makes me cry. Hilarious. Lovely work. :)
i want sum1 to brand the author's 2 with the word 'nipple' as punishment for this. :(
And your point is? Off topic.