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Celebrity singer Susan Boyle and the mother of beauty pageant star Honey Boo Boo are the latest celebrities to have their nudes posted online, in what has been dubbed The Fappening: The Sequel: Part 2. The naked photographs depict both women in a series of provocative and sensual poses, though we should mentioned that they are not together in the photos. 4chan member Anon declared:

"The Fappening Part II is amongst us. I am legion; we are many. Oh wait, that's the other guys. Lel! Seriously though, in this nude photo sequel, SuBo and HBBM are just the tip of the iceberg. Without wanting to sound all Facebook click-baity: just wait to see who gets naked next! It may or may not be a famous actress."

Moderators for 4chan have been busy today trying to clear up the pictures, not due to legal threats, but because of the potential for damage. Anon told us:

"It's quite a challenge. 4chan is an online only place, obviously, so we ideally need people to retain their vision. So far we've heard only rumours of sight being temporarily lost, but the potential for someone to feel they want to pluck out their eyeballs is great enough for us to act in this situation. This is censorship, but we feel like we're doing Batman's work."

The Fappening has so far caused internet traffic levels to spike to 154% higher than normal rates. We asked security expert Tom Linguini of magazine Sex and Techs to explain.

"What's to explain?"

Rumours of the next batch of leaked photos are wild and dangerous, and the speculation runs from leading UK soap stars from Eastenders, to Michelle Obamarama.





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Jim Croce1969 wrote

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