Man loses penis

A man in West Virginia has launched a media campaign to help him find and, hopefully, reattach his wayward penis. The penis was last seen attached to Mr William Talbot's groinular area, but has been missing since the 14th June when he last used it to urinate.

"I've checked everywhere. Seriously - there's not a place to look that I haven't."
William Talbot

Police officials have yet to comment on the matter publically, but it is understood that "behind the sofa" and "in the grooves at the back of the car seat" have so far been exonerated of guilt.

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