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Saying goodbye to Mr. Rodgers

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We say goodbye to an American Icon.

Mr. Rodgers of Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood has retired this year after celebrating 45 years in childrens television. Mr. Rodgers first aired in 1963 and soon became famous for his sweaters, blue tennis shoes and mild mannerd speech. In a poll made at some point by Laughsend Mag, it showed that 99' of american children believe Mr. Rodgers to be a hero.

However, 89' of parents believe he is a sick pedifile with homosexual tendences, regardless, Mr Rodgers will be donating his blue tennis shoes to the Smithsonian Institute but his sweaters will be sent to Brittney Spears, of whom Mr. Rodgers was quoted as saying:

"Little Brittney needs something to cover herself with."





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