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In a shock off-the-record interview with Laughsend, the fugitive Meatloaf has vowed never to be caught.

We caught up with him just outside a McDonald's in Athens, Greece whilst he was chewing on a Big Mac. We offered him cash, he offered us his story.

Armed with a pump action shotgun, he proceeded to fill us in on what had happened on the night he was arrested, how he came to escape and just what happened at McDonald's Morecambe.

"OK, firstly - I was not guilty of smuggling those cans of tuna paste. Sure, I like tuna - but someone switched those samples. I think it was a guy with one arm."

"I escaped when the truck carrying me to death row crashed and ended up on a railway line. I tried squeezing through the window, but my fat ass just would not fit. I figured the door was easier."

"They found my shackles down the road, after my old pal Jim Steinman (arrested for murdering Andrew Lloyd-Webber) helped me with a key he found."

"I ran like a Bat out of Hell, and even had to do some self-surgery at the hospital. I ate one man's breakfast."

"Then I fled to En-ger-land, where I found this wealth of Drive-Thru's. I headed for somewhere obscure. Morecambe seemed just right. Then they found me. I dropped my Goddamn burger and ran like hell."

"I fled across the field at the back and got as far away as I could. I ended up here in Greece. I think I'm safe here."

"Oh, and I'll never be caught."

There we have it; another chapter unfolds in this story. Meatloaf's naivity continues. We'll keep you posted.

 





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#1 @ 10 years ago
by foleyd7 - Ghost

Edited: sorry, fake post! Off topic.

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#2 @ 10 years ago
by FLY CELERY514 - Ghost

foleyd7 wrote

Edited: sorry, fake post! Off topic.

oh shut up. there's something in here that intrigues me... and i think it's how on earth anyone can read it without dying from boredom.

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#3 @ 10 years ago
by Duck_Cap - Ghost

FLY CELERY514 wrote

foleyd7 wrote

Edited: sorry, fake post! Off topic.

oh shut up. there's something in here that intrigues me... and i think it's how on earth anyone can read it without dying from boredom.

I ca not eplain how I am feelin... I doubt this is accurate. :)

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#4 @ 10 years ago
by WILLIAMDUKE7 - Quiet veteran

Duck_Cap wrote

FLY CELERY514 wrote

foleyd7 wrote

Edited: sorry, fake post! Off topic.

oh shut up. there's something in here that intrigues me... and i think it's how on earth anyone can read it without dying from boredom.

I ca not eplain how I am feelin... I doubt this is accurate. :)

i didn't seen this because it neither angered nor excited me. i also make obvious comments in real life.

:)

12 comments, registered 10 years ago
#5 @ 10 years ago
by Duck_Cap - Ghost

WILLIAMDUKE7 wrote

Duck_Cap wrote

FLY CELERY514 wrote

foleyd7 wrote

Edited: sorry, fake post! Off topic.

oh shut up. there's something in here that intrigues me... and i think it's how on earth anyone can read it without dying from boredom.

I ca not eplain how I am feelin... I doubt this is accurate. :)

i didn't seen this because it neither angered nor excited me. i also make obvious comments in real life.

:)

Ace! A masteriece. Ha! :)

10 comments, registered 10 years ago
#6 @ 10 years ago
by dillonkidd - Ghost

Duck_Cap wrote

WILLIAMDUKE7 wrote

Duck_Cap wrote

FLY CELERY514 wrote

foleyd7 wrote

Edited: sorry, fake post! Off topic.

oh shut up. there's something in here that intrigues me... and i think it's how on earth anyone can read it without dying from boredom.

I ca not eplain how I am feelin... I doubt this is accurate. :)

i didn't seen this because it neither angered nor excited me. i also make obvious comments in real life.

:)

Ace! A masteriece. Ha! :)

Stop feeding the troll.

10 comments, registered 10 years ago

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