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New Japanese Start-Up, 'BikeButtLuxury', Launches Revolutionary Way to Bring Sweat-Stained Gym Gear into Your Home Decor!

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The world has been rocked by a new wave of luxury furniture, made from what was once considered discarded gym equipment. BikeButtLuxury is the start-up behind the trend, taking male gym bike seats and transforming them into chic and stylish seating options. But the response from the public has been mixed.

"I mean, I've always wanted to sit on a seat that someone else has sweated on for hours, it's like a dream come true!" said Dave, a self-proclaimed fitness enthusiast and avid germaphobe.

However, others are not so impressed. "I don't care if it's from Japan or not, I don't want to sit on someone else's butt sweat," said Karen, a concerned consumer.

The CEO of BikeButtLuxury, Masaru Nakamura, is confident in the product. "We believe that our seats offer a unique and personal touch to any home. Plus, who doesn't love the smell of man sweat in their living room?"

Even celebrities are getting in on the action, with fitness guru Jillian Michaels raving about the BikeButtLuxury seats on her Instagram. "I've never felt so close to my workout partner, or his sweat," she gushed.

But not everyone is on board with the trend. NBA star LeBron James tweeted, "I'll stick to my own sweat, thank you very much."

Despite the mixed reactions, BikeButtLuxury is determined to make its mark on the luxury furniture market. So if you're looking for a unique way to add some personality to your home, look no further than BikeButtLuxury's sweat-stained seats!

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