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Putin says that Europeans must stop allowing refugees into their countries

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Russian President Vladimir Putin says that Europeans must stop allowing refugees into their respective countries that are fleeing conflict in the Middle East and parts of Africa if they want Europe to survive. Speaking at the Duma today Putin stated:

"We have seen the migrant crisis and how negatively it has affected the European people. Almost every week in Western Europe there is a terrorist attack being perpetrated by some person of Middle Eastern or North African heritage against native Europeans. I don't know what the EU was thinking when they decided to allow thousands of individuals who come from an entirely different culture into their countries."

He continued:

"We are now witnessing the negative results of this initiative. Europeans are obviously filled with white guilt and believe that by allowing so many people from the Third World into their countries they will effectively win the respect and admiration of the world community and that everyone will live happily in a multicultural-multiracial utopia."

Putin went on:

"Unfortunately this is far from the truth. The fact of the matter is that a large number of these so-called Middle Eastern and North African refugees don't assimilate into European culture because they come from a totally different culture and religion and they believe the Europeans must always bow to their wishes. This cannot be right. Europe is effectively committing suicide by allowing so many of these undocumented refugees in. No wonder there are scores of terrorist attacks taking place in Europe every year. Take a good look at the people carrying out these attacks. What do they look like? Do they look European? Do they share the same values as Europeans? How can Europeans just sit back and let their once great continent be destroyed by mass immigration and multiculturalism? Is this the same continent that gave us the great warriors like Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar and Charlemagne?"

He then went on to criticize European men as he said:

"Look now. European men are a bunch of cucks and cowards. They watch their women get raped and do nothing. They watch as their fellow European brother and sister die in terrorist attacks and do nothing. Twitter hash tags and candle light vigils do not stop terrorism. Saying the so-called politically correct thing after a terrorist attack doesn't stop terrorism. Allowing the entry into Europe of scores of non-Europeans who don't share a common history, culture and racial background and religion as you is tantamount to suicide."

He concluded:

"If Europe wants to survive they will heed my words. But would the people in Brussels listen to me or are they going to wait until the next terrorist attack happens in other great Western European city before they reluctantly admit that the Russian President was right all along?"

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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